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Wife: Are you getting out of bed?? Me: I can't, I'm too weighed down by the stress in my life Wife: The kids are sitting on you Me: I just said that

10 Of The Funniest Tweets This Week

On 8. November 2019 By Franzi Friedrich In The Best Of The Week

Vesties forever! Here comes our best 10 Tweets this week!

Netflix: Should I play this movie? Me: No no I'm just looking at it for a second Netflix: I'll put it on Me: I'm just literally reading what it is Netflix: It's playing :)

10 Of The Funniest Tweets This Week

On 28. October 2019 By Julian In The Best Of The Week

Get your weekly dose of funny Tweets that you definitely don’t want to miss!

Tip: When making a sex tape, play Disney music in the background. That way, if it gets leaked online, Disney attorneys will have them all taken down.

12 Of The Funniest Tweets This Week

On 14. October 2019 By Julian In The Best Of The Week

Another bunch of awesome Tweets for you. Our favourite this week is defenetly number 12!

yesterday someone pointed out that screaming “fuck” during sex is the same as screaming “parkour” while you parkour and I haven’t been the same since

13 Of The Funniest Tweets This Week

On 4. October 2019 By Julian In The Best Of The Week

The week is over, time for some Twitter fun. Get ready for our weekly Best Of!

Crazy to think that if I’d bought $1,000 of amazon stock in 1997 I would have died of a cocaine overdose by now

12 Of The Funniest Tweets This Week

On 28. September 2019 By Julian In The Best Of The Week

Have a nice weekend with our best tweets of this week. (And some from the week before.)

the last time i went to urgent care i checked off “excessive crying” on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies

12 Of The Funniest Tweets This Week

On 19. September 2019 By Julian In The Best Of The Week

Get ready for some new funny Tweets from this week that you’ve probably missed.

Got to my dad’s house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes “and I have a guacamole ball” what’s a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.

10 Of The Funniest Tweets of June 27, 2019

On 27. June 2019 By Julian In The Best Of The Day

Have a nice evening with our daily tweets.

Hey guy with hydration pack, 2 hiking sticks & North Face vest; my 5 yr old walked the same trail in Crocs carrying a naked Barbie. Relax.

10 Of The Funniest Tweets of June 26, 2019

On 26. June 2019 By Julian In The Best Of The Day

Have fun with some new Tweets that made us laugh, smile and wonder. By the way, do you also know our Instagram account? There we publish the best tweets every day.

ONE My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON’T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]

This Story about a guy that is visiting his dads grave a lot will warm your heart

On 11. June 2019 By Julian In Storys

Author ‘Sixth Form Poet’ went viral with his hilarious and heart warming story about visiting his dads grave a lot and then things started to happend.

sex is great but have you ever said yes to a last minute plan made up on the spot and it ended up being one of the greatest memories of your life

Have you ever tried?

On 30. April 2019 By Julian In Quotes