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All the single ladies, All the single ladies or Man, put your hands up! That's right we're saying it's ok to be single. It's too overrated to be in a relationship. There is nothing like coming home and doing whatever the '*%& you want! Foot on the couch, don't care. Dishes not done, who cares because who going to complain, not me. So if your single put your hands up! Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

14 Tweets about the Single Life

On 10. Juli 2020 By Jonathan

All the single ladies, All the single ladies or Man, put your …

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I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie) Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min) "My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

We’re On Set! 11 Funny Tweets about Movies

On 6. Juli 2020 By Franzi

Aaaand Action! Today we are on the set of a wonderful summary …

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The best way to solve Covid is to turn it into some sort of game where the state with the lowest cases each week gets a pizza party or some shit. This unfortunately would work really well.

13 Of The Funniest Tweets This Week (#1)

On 3. Juli 2020 By Franzi

We’ve been looking for the best from this week for you today. …

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In Memoriam Quarantine

On 3. Juli 2020 By Oliver

While the world is slowly taking a turn back to normality, we …

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