Does anyone else remember the weeks before the last presidential election in the US? How absurd it felt, the jokes we made and then there was election night. The reason for some very nice people to start a successful day drinking career with crippling anxiety as a bonus. This year it’s worse. Basically it’s like watching a horrible, horrible movie you were forced to see years ago, but this time directed by a bunch of YouTubers and with a K-pop soundtrack. While the producers invested half of the budget in cocaine and Fox News Channel advertising. So the best we could do are these tweets, which never get old. Enjoy!
Theory: Donald Trump never wanted to be president, is terrified we might elect him, and his attempts to sabotage himself keep backfiring.
— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) December 7, 2015
Mass shooting Twitter:
Liberals: It's Guns
Conservatives: It's Terrorism
Trump: Thank you, I'm awesome
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) June 12, 2016
MURDER CLOWNS: this a good time?
AMERICA: fuck it. why not.
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 4, 2016
jeb bush: we shouldn't accept refugees
donald trump: we should nuke the refugees
ben carson: wizards are real and i'm made of butter
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) November 20, 2015
A sign language interpreter at a Trump rally just wildly swinging around both middle fingers in all directions as he speaks.
— Ray of the Dead (@SirEviscerate) September 1, 2015
ENOUGH teasing Melania, she may not be a "traditional" first lady but she still eats jewelry just like you and I pic.twitter.com/B49q7pXsyW
— dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) July 19, 2016
Pence began as a JFK Democrat, then became a Jack Kemp Republican. Now he's a Donald Trump puppet. Who says he doesn't believe in evolution?
— Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) July 16, 2016
I hear you, Sanders supporters who plan to vote Trump. One time I asked for Coke but they only had Pepsi, so I set fire to my head.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) July 25, 2016
How do you explain this gap in your resume?
"I was in jail."
Okay. Sure you weren't working for Trump's campaign?
"Swear to God. Jail."
— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) April 4, 2016
In the Trump campaign office, an intern sadly resets the "Days Since Candidate Went Horribly Off Message" Board back to zero.
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) August 9, 2016