If quarantine made one thing clear, pets are irreplaceable. They give us comfort on lonely days, hugs and snuggles and if shit hits the fan, you can eat them. Don’t judge, imagine the common zombie apocalypse and i promise you, they would do the same. But until then, they’re loyal companions and inspire a lot of great tweets. We managed to collect the best ones again and hope you have fun!
DOG VIOLINIST: if the conductor doesnt throw that stick im gonna lose my fuckin mind
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 29, 2015
my cat is playing with her tail and I'm bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) May 18, 2014
My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan
— sophie (@Scphietab) March 12, 2015
The cat definitely wrote the headline and subheadhttps://t.co/0rzSWA6g4y pic.twitter.com/atBMh92n1E
— Daniel MacEachern (@DanMacEachern) April 29, 2020
FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 24, 2013
"ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him"
"welcome to the navy seals"
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) August 18, 2014
*dog reading birthday card*
[front] Who's a good boy?
[inside] You are!
*tail goes fuckin nuts*
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) July 18, 2014
Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?
"through that door"
Thank you very ruff!
"What'd you say?"
*2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
— Ninjar (@_NinJar) November 20, 2013
THIS SUBWAY DOG JUST WINKED AT ME!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/vkLNCIxbs2
— AntiFred From Honolulu (@FredFromHon) May 11, 2016
this is one of the cutest friendships i've ever seen
(woofwooftv IG) pic.twitter.com/mSkuKtz1EQ
— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) September 16, 2020