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#1:
Millennials, quit whining. I paid off $150,000 in student loans and own a $400,000 home, because I SAVE. It’s not that hard. I
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) October 21, 2019
-Make coffee at home
-Bus instead of Uber
-Shop sales
-Had parents pay off my loans & buy me a house because I’m daddy’s special boy
-Got Hulu with ads
#2:
The only good prank I have ever seen https://t.co/Rib37QIEmY
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) October 25, 2019
#3:
"Correlation is not causation" pic.twitter.com/7TcRlwJB1Q
— Ameet Kini, MD, PhD (@AmeetRKini) October 22, 2019
#4:
Me, writing an email:
— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) October 24, 2019
I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
#5:
Netflix: Should I play this movie?
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 28, 2019
Me: No no I'm just looking at it for a second
Netflix: I'll put it on
Me: I'm just literally reading what it is
Netflix: It's playing 🙂
#6:
In the middle of having a heart to heart conversation my boyfriend unexpectedly sends me this screen recording… pic.twitter.com/wNlSbzAzNn
— Tee (@Marissa_Tee_) June 15, 2018
#7:
Male privilege is falling fast asleep after sex instead of laying there awake in the throws of a spectrum of emotions questioning your every decision and capacity for love and also being a little cold
— G. L. DiVittorio (@ginadivittorio) October 18, 2019
