Have fun with some new Tweets that made us laugh, smile and wonder. By the way, do you also know our Instagram account? There we publish the best tweets every day.
#1:
A 30-foot crater has appeared in a German cornfield overnight after a #WW2 bomb spontaneously detonated. No one was injured in the blast. pic.twitter.com/87rdfTqmEb
— Mat McLachlan (@MatMcLachlan) June 24, 2019
#2:
Twitter is really like the roof of Chernobyl. You have 90 seconds to get in and out. if you stay longer than 90 seconds your life expectancy is cut in half
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) June 18, 2019
#3:
Incredible ? pic.twitter.com/fKJ5c9vDiR
— Physics & Astronomy Zone (@ZonePhysics) June 20, 2019
#4:
if the straight pride parade happens, I might actually stand a chance on Xbox Live for a couple of hours
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) June 5, 2019
#5:
U OK HUN? pic.twitter.com/zyXwUDLpaD
— Phil Mathers (@hairydoughnut) June 19, 2019
#6:
employer: “you’re hired, salary is $36k”
— blake (@NYCofficeworker) February 22, 2019
me: ”I was hoping for $50k”
“we have coffee on tap and a casual dress code”
“that’s great bu-“
“FOOSBALL TABLES AND TREADMILL DESKS”
“please calm do-“
“DOGS AT WORK, HAPPY HOURS, FREE FUCKING SNACKS, MILLENNIALS LOVE THIS SHIT”
#7:
What UI wizardry is this?? pic.twitter.com/j6aBgROA3x
— Wendy Nather (@wendynather) June 11, 2019
#8:
I hope they realize she can move in any direction. pic.twitter.com/I4N7M3jpsU
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) June 4, 2019
#9:
Wife *crying and pointing at ultrasound* omg omg that's the best thing I have ever seen!
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) June 26, 2019
Me *softly clasps her hand* I think someone is forgetting how good Die Hard is
#10:
Hey guy with hydration pack, 2 hiking sticks & North Face vest; my 5 yr old walked the same trail in Crocs carrying a naked Barbie. Relax.
— Jack Boot (@IamJackBoot) October 17, 2017
