I remember when the schools shut down and parents were like «well, how hard can it be, I’ll teach them stuff for a short time». Right now this attitude has been mostly changed. To be more specific, instead of an attitude many parents have a big glas of wine when starting the day. And giving at least one kid up for adoption begins to look like an option. So before crippling alcoholism is getting a personality trait, have a look at our Tweets. Please enjoy! (and relax)
#1:
Quarantine Day One: This could be fun! I’ve always wondered what it would be like to homeschool!
Quarantine Day One [at breakfast]: SO HELP ME GOD, MOVE YOUR FOOT AWAY FROM YOUR BROTHER’S CEREAL BOWL OR I WILL FIND A SCHOOL IN THIS COUNTRY THAT IS OPEN AND DRIVE US THERE TODAY
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 16, 2020
#2:
[home schooling, day 1]
Me: I know this is hard.
12:
Me: I know it’s frustrating.
12:
Me: But we’ll get through it.
12:
Me: Now explain this math to me just once more, I’m very close to understanding it.— The Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) March 16, 2020
#3:
me: *at every parent/teacher conference ever* I want passion in my kids, a joie de vivre, the desire to question everything
me: *homeschooling day 1* just sit down, shut up and I’ll ask the questions
— bacon popsicle 🥓 (@Gupton68) March 29, 2020
#4:
Homeschooling day 7: The PE teacher is not wearing a bra.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 24, 2020
#5:
Homeschooling isn’t going great but at least my son has learned the skill of hiding in the bathroom in case he has kids one day
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) March 26, 2020
#6:
I'm homeschooling my kids.
It's tough, especially having to take their lunch money off them & throwing their schoolbags over the hedge but we're getting there— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 13, 2020
#7:
We‘re done with homeschooling we do anger management now.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 6, 2020
#8:
The first hour of homeschooling started out strong, with some great reading comprehension exercises, and concluded with an epic tantrum over the fact that she can't watch Frozen 3 because it does not exist.
— Jeff Kosseff (@jkosseff) March 16, 2020
#9:
“You can eat 50% of a mermaid before you’re considered a cannibal.”
My kid, using homeschool math during social distancing
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 19, 2020
#10:
Been homeschooling your kid for 3 days… and now you realize the teacher was telling the truth about em.
— Andrew Hawkins (@Hawk) March 19, 2020
