10 Tweets to Prepare you for Halloween

Halloween is getting closer, but let’s face it: This time it’ll be different. No trick or treating, because the spooky pale ghost behind the window could be grandpa with Covid-19. No clubbing, because the «slutty nurse» is actually on her third shift in a row and wouldn’t be impressed by «lazy law student after his second online class this week». And no more «getting rid of annoying neighbours after their mysterious car accident, while the police is busy enough that night of the year».


But at least you can count on us, so have fun!