The best and funniest tweets of the week especially for you served on the silver tray! We collected for you the most hilarious finds of the last days. Wish you a lots of fun with our Best of the Week.
#1:
Alcohol companies are like “please enjoy responsibly” ok I will drink alone in my room with my SIM card taken out
— Jared Goldstein (@heyjaredhey) July 14, 2020
#2:
they've had enough pic.twitter.com/qK3wngDJnB
— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) July 21, 2020
#3:
Omg in the 1900s tampons were soaked on opium to relieve pain and relax the vagina 😳 BRING THAT FUCKING BACK
— FREE OROMIA YOU BASTARDS (@amoure_af) July 17, 2020
#4:
— pax the dog: moon disrespector (@paxthedog) July 19, 2020
#5:
Bad news: my period is 9 days late. Good news: the last dude I fucked was an NFL player
— jax dell’osso (@jaxdellosso) July 18, 2020
#6:
If you want to know who serves the best fries ask your vegetarian friend bc that's all we order at 50% of all restaurants
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) July 18, 2020
#7:
hate asking for directions. "go 1 block west." what is a block. what is west. i know left and right thats it. u might as well have told me to go fuck myself
— thomas (@perfectsweeties) July 18, 2020
#8:
god does drugs and here’s proof: the octopus. what other fish has a beak, 8 arms and 3 god damn hearts. can change colors and also has a fucking ink cannon. god ate shrooms, railed a couple lines and said fuck it lmao let there be octopus
— randy (@randypaint) July 21, 2020
#9:
Welcome to adulthood, if you sleep on the wrong pillow you’ll feel like you got in a motorcycle accident for three days
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) July 22, 2020
#10:
school board: it’s completely safe for kids to go back to school
teachers: so you met in person to discuss this
school board: lmao what are you nuts of course not
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) July 17, 2020
#11:
jurassic park: now safer than disney land
— nash™ (@itsnashflynn) July 15, 2020
