A summary of the funniest tweets of the week, especially for you! Staring Jeff Bezos, Mariah Carey, Facebook, Ikea and Moms. Have fun!
#1:
Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy
— Sophia Cadogan (@sophiacadogan) September 2, 2020
#2:
Crazy maw only missed it by 14 year… could’ve been me 😰 pic.twitter.com/FxYPmfoHKh
— Ashley (@yelhsaashton) August 30, 2020
#3:
the only thing more embarrassing than my browser history is my calculator history
— Living Morganism (@ok_girlfriend) August 30, 2020
#4:
Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon
— He Called Me Greenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) September 1, 2020
#5:
Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”
— Eileen Mary O’Connell (@i_Lean) September 1, 2020
#6:
Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app
— David K. (@DavidKPiano) August 29, 2020
#7:
if you eat a thousand pieces of rigatoni, that's a gigatoni
— phil (@PhilJamesson) August 29, 2020
#8:
IKEA violently attacking me for not having any friends pic.twitter.com/8IVArlCxyR
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) August 31, 2020
#9:
I designed a mask for people who want to stay safe but still look like they're a fucking idiot pic.twitter.com/vtFPN4txRm
— Austin Wolf-Sothern (@wolfsothern) August 31, 2020
#10:
britain: *creates vaccine*
america: finally, thank you, just hand it-
britain: [dumps it in the ocean] oops guess it’s joining the tea huh
— suki (@desukidesu) August 29, 2020
#11:
Sometimes I wonder how many times Wolverine has hurt himself sneezing
— Julicorn (@ChicksRule) August 28, 2020
