They can be your best friend or your worst enemy and can make your life easier or harder. We are talking about co-workers. You can never get around them and you can’t choose them. We brought you 12 funny Tweets about co-workers today and wish you a lot of fun!
My coworker just told me instead of coffee she runs a mile in the morning to wake up and not to be dramatic but I think she’s a serial killer
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) January 21, 2020
Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.
— Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky) March 16, 2020
Me: This show’s boring!
Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) April 1, 2020
Just got this email…I’m dead pic.twitter.com/nH4A3AmPVT
— Zach Portman, Ph (@zachportman) September 9, 2020
Coworker: you didn’t accidentally staple your balls to ur desk again did you
Coworker: then come here
[sound of desk sliding across floor]
— John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp) December 18, 2019
me: what is it I'm very busy
co-worker: your bluetooth is connected to the breakroom tv
[we keep eye contact as I try to pause shrek 2 but accidentally just turn up the volume]
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) July 8, 2018
Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?”
Me: “of course!”
Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift?
Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would ://
— Myla (@myla_loecke) March 10, 2019
Co-worker: I can’t find you on Facebook.
Me: I know. I found you first and blocked you.
— 9GAG (@9GAG) November 22, 2018
when my coworker and I are having a conversation and a customer interrupts us pic.twitter.com/24UZxEGJb6
— nico (@fkanico) January 28, 2019
me to co-worker: how was your weekend?
co-worker: it was great! I meal-prepped for the week, watched an entire Netflix series, and finally got some new bath towels! You?
— Cristine with no ‘H’ (@nailogical) February 25, 2019
[building on fire]
ME: If we die here I just want you to know I’ve always liked you Gary
CO-WORKER: I guess now is a good time to tell you I ate your lunch out of the fridge on Thursday
ME: I knew it [stands up] STOP THE SIMULATION
— John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp) November 14, 2019
I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what
— Bolin (@colingotjokes) November 13, 2017