„Mooooom? Daaaaaaad?“ Attention parents! If you hear this call, you should run as fast as you can. Far away. Okay, okay, just kidding, of course, we all love our children, read every wish from their eyes and do everything in our power to make everything possible for them. Yeah, well, maybe everything’s not quite right now. Because there are moments as parents when you just ask yourself, „Why?“ and actually wants to curl up in the shower with a bucket of ice cream. We have compiled a collection of these moments for you today. You’re not alone out there!
My 3yo asked what my favourite animal is and when I said penguin she yelled ‘NO IT ISNT’ and then she yelled at me until I agreed that my favourite animal was a bat and I don’t like bats. Or 3 year olds.
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 14, 2020
My 4-year-old asked my 2-year-old if it was time to fight.
2 checked the calendar and said, „No, not yet.“
Well, at least they are organized.
— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) June 25, 2020
You know you’ve gone full dad when you realize you are explaining how water towers work to an entire car full of kids who don’t care.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 24, 2020
I just found my old diary from when I was 9 and by god I was an idiot pic.twitter.com/OIhq8PZ8Uf
— tnorbs (@almundnude) June 11, 2019
How parents go from “Sex is bad” to “I want grandkids”?
— Smoove (@DelanteCherry) December 25, 2018
One of the kids woke me up to ask if I was still sleeping, if any of you were thinking of having children.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 25, 2020
Me: You're my favorite 6-year-old.
6-year-old: You're my second-favorite dad.
Me: Who's your favorite?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 21, 2020
5: daddy can I tell you a secret?
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015
We make out like Fireman Sam is a hero but he is an absolute hack. Only about 25 people live in Pontypandy and they are setting fire to something EVERY SINGLE DAY.
EDUCATE THEM SAM. GO BEYOND THE HOSE.
— Laura (@fairycakes) August 15, 2018
Get married and have kids so that you can be woken up at 4:56 am on a Saturday by someone asking what the opposite of "J" is.
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) March 4, 2017
7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015
I closed my finger in a drawer and yelled "Son of a bitch!" and my 6 yo called from another room "What is it? Is it Trump? What did he do?"
— Kristin (@FeralCrone) June 30, 2017
My son calls pudding "chocolate jello" and I'm not sure if he's an idiot or a genius.
— The Dad (@thedad) January 8, 2016