It’s Friday! And what does that mean? That’s right, flat jokes! After the first article to flat jokes was so well received by you, we thought that you definitely need something to laugh in the current time! And there you go! Have fun and don’t forget how to smile through this times!;)
#1:
First day as a therapist: *hands them a bottle of No More Tears shampoo*
— ✨V✨ (@coolauntV) March 26, 2020
#2:
so, my psychologist found my twitter and lemme tell you he is therapissssed
— unfortuNate (dad)jokes 🧙♂️ (@perlhack) April 20, 2020
#3:
right now we are all Post Malone someday soon will be Post Mtogether again 🙂
— eli :/ (@jazz_inmypants) March 26, 2020
#4:
Son: mom did you hear about the actress that got stabbed?
Me: no, who?
Son: Reese something
Me: Witherspoon??
Son: NO, with her knife! Hahaha
Me: ᴴᴱᴸᴾ ᴹᴱ
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) March 19, 2020
#5:
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out.
I was like OMg
— Dad's Puns (@DadsPuns) November 19, 2019
#6:
me: my dog ate my homework
prof: it was a coding assignment
me: i know, he took 8 bytes
— CapriCornyCait♑️ (@CapriCornyCait) December 22, 2019
#7:
You: I’m taking a trip to Scandinavia.
Me: OMG. Nor. Way. LOL.
You: And now I’m not bringing you anything.
Me: So we’re Finnished here? LOL.
— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) December 5, 2019
#8:
a zucchini is a bikini you wear to the zoo sorry y’all i’m out of content
— ✨V✨ (@coolauntV) April 15, 2020
#9:
me: can i book an extra session next week to get help with my claustrophobia?
therapist: i should be able to squeeze you in
me: ʸᵒᵘ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ
— kie (@kieransofar) May 12, 2020
#10:
me: what is the thai word for temple?
them: wat
me: what is the thai word for temple?
— ✨V✨ (@coolauntV) January 6, 2020
