We’ve been looking for the best from this week for you today. So here are the gems we discovered from the last seven days. Especially for you! Have fun!
so do we think a man actually wrote this or do we think it was his girlfriend on his phone pic.twitter.com/y8OW42NoW1
— 🕊 (@_cinnamonro11_) July 1, 2020
There should be a hand sign you can throw when you’re checking out a guy’s dog and not him
— Rebel Elle™ (@RealRebelElle) June 29, 2020
back in 2014, Happy by Pharrell spent 10 weeks at number one. could u imagine if he dropped that song now?? He would get 3 streams and a cease and desist letter from society
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) June 27, 2020
I don't think anything I've seen so perfectly captures why there's no way the US is going to be getting on top of COVID-19 pandemic anytime soon. pic.twitter.com/Sa0WNYyYs6
— Cassandra of Troy (@BrynnTannehill) June 28, 2020
whoever did the pr in the 90s about cutting open plastic six pack rings so they don’t choke animals did an amazing job and they should find that person and put them in charge of the wear a mask campaign
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) June 28, 2020
The best way to solve Covid is to turn it into some sort of game where the state with the lowest cases each week gets a pizza party or some shit. This unfortunately would work really well.
— Sam Taggart (@samttaggart) June 29, 2020
1979 horoscope i am fucking begging you to read this pic.twitter.com/ta2k3FbQvu
— wendy (@friends3000) June 30, 2020
I’m sure glad Obama killed Osama bin Laden before Trump had a chance to become friends with him.
— Travis Allen 🇺🇸 (@TravisAllen02) July 1, 2020
teen vogue, 2000: lip gloss that will drive him wild!
teen vogue 2020: destroy capitalism and abolish the police, here's how
— nash™ (@itsnashflynn) June 26, 2020
Wear a mask. That is, unless you want to be intubated by a gynecology intern July 1st who did her last semester of med school via Zoom.
— Dr. Emily Porter, M.D. (@dremilyportermd) June 26, 2020
Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) June 26, 2020
If you ever want someone to listen to you describe a dream, just lie and tell them they were in it. Not too big a role, just the kind of part a director might give his nephew.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) June 28, 2020
This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. 🥺
Normally, I do not go because I am poor.
— brooke miller (@buhrooke) June 26, 2020