Men are funny, caring, loving, sarcastic, unrealistic, and sometimes clueless. When they’re sick, it’s a whole other story. Instead of going to a real doctor, they go to Dr.Google. And Dr.Google says that they miraculously contracted a disease that has been extinct since the 1800s. Some men are caring. For example, when they mess up they go out the way and buy me $50 worth of flowers. For some reason that is there go to «I am sorry» gift instead of just saying sorry. I don’t get it but I can never get tired of flowers. Anyways that’s enough for now because I can go on all day! I rather leave you with, 13 Tweets about Men.
#1:
Her boyfriend needs to be flogged 😂 pic.twitter.com/weWa60Pl5t
— Bubbles (@QweenBubbles) May 6, 2020
#2:
All loyal men have a PS4.
— alexissss ✨ (@sexylexxxyy) May 4, 2020
#3:
{Dictating journal because I’m too weak}
ME: I have now been sick for 7 years-
WIFE: 4 Days.
ME: With what we assume to be a bio-engineered super pneumonia-
WIFE: It’s a cold.
ME: No one has ever felt this bad-
WIFE: I literally have the same thing.— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) February 9, 2018
#4:
What are men doing during all this extra free time? Reflecting on their actions i hope
— Gråçë (@garrcie) March 26, 2020
#5:
When women say men are dumb sometimes I believe it 😭😭😭😂😂 https://t.co/tjVbZ5byvL
— aLLen 4ReaL😈〽️ (@thaboyallen) April 14, 2020
#6:
Having the Blue Angels fly over the city for healthcare workers is like when I ask my husband for help around the house and he buys me flowers
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) April 28, 2020
#7:
Men are so dramatic. You can tell a man “i don’t like when you joke about that” and they’ll respond with “ok, fine. I’ll just never speak again.”
— $ammy (@theylovesammy__) April 11, 2020
#8:
is he actually funny or just white and louder than everyone else in the room
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) May 6, 2020
#9:
men have good skin cause they be stressing everyone else out except themselves
— CAMILITA (@camillaxnava) May 6, 2020
#10:
This man is all of us. pic.twitter.com/5vDnXChgNx
— The Red-Headed Libertarian ™ (@TRHLofficial) May 5, 2020
#11:
me: men really can’t stop themselves from explaining the context of a joke
dude: it’s because, from an evolutionary psychology perspective, men….
— ✨V✨ (@coolauntV) January 14, 2020
#12:
men be like I’m bilingual I speak English and over women
— Arely (@arelygabriela_) January 13, 2020
#13:
you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) April 24, 2020
