Remember kindergarten when we had a fight with our best friend and just threw a pickle at them? Good old times, right? Too bad that growing up, one of the most important lessons is that we can no longer throw pickles and expect the other person to meet up at the slide half an hour later. Especially when it comes to relationships, it is therefore absolutely essential to develop some fine skills to get back at our partner – in the best case without them noticing! Please have fun with 14 very mature strategies to deal with annoyance in relationships.
#1: We’re hearing him screaming NOW
When I’m mad at my husband I like to plug my usb mouse into his computer and move the mouse around while he’s playing online games
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) February 9, 2021
#2: This is gonna haunt him
I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I open a bottle of some condiment when there’s already one open.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 27, 2020
#3: You should start looking over your shoulder
My husband pissed me off so I took photos of me using his tools improperly and sent them throughout the day while he was at work as payback
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 15, 2020
#4: Oh dear, the revenge is going to be terrible
My wife ate the last donut this morning so I went in her car and readjusted the driver’s seat and mirrors.
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) March 11, 2021
#5: The silent treatment
When I’m mad at my husband, I ask him to help me find my phone and then put it in my pocket on silent.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) January 5, 2021
#6: Crime scene ahead
My girlfriend pissed me off today so I’m buying her the doll she HATES on amazon right now. 🙃 pic.twitter.com/RAz24sXImq
— Salice Rose (@salice_roseee) July 19, 2020
#7: For emergency use only
My husband is obsessed with keeping our new car in pristine condition, so I carry a little vial of glitter with me at all times in case he pisses me off.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 5, 2018
#8: Honestly, he was asking for it
Me: you’re mad at me?
Wife: no, not even sure why you would say that.
Me: I can tell by the sound of you putting the plates away.
Wife: fuck you and fuck those plates.
Me: there it is.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) February 26, 2020
#9: Okay, we discovered the queen!
My husband pissed me off and think he finna sit in the living room and watch tv in peace. So, I downloaded the LG remote app and keep turning the TV off from the bedroom.
He came in here and I acted like I was sleep. So now he thinks we have ghosts. ☠️☠️☠️
— Custom Printing | Tyllah (@TouchedByTy) November 3, 2019
#10: Checking on Insta for the video …
My husband pissed me off today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he had planned for our special day tomorrow
There is nothing special about tomorrow
But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over
— kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) January 11, 2020
#11: Every judge will understand
Thinking about making an audio recording of me eating cereal and clanking my spoon on the bowl just to send to my wife when we are in a fight.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 24, 2021
#12: Shame on you, Robert!
When I’m upset with my wife, I don’t get mad, I just cancel all her reoccurring Amazon deliveries
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 15, 2021
#13: Sounds like fun to watch
My husband pissed me off so when he wasn’t looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He’s been fixing it for the past 2 hours.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) October 12, 2019
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