There is an infinite number of them. Some rob us of sleep, some help us fall asleep. They help us organize our lives, do sports, or entertain us when the bus or subway is late again. And they bring us into contact with other people. We’re talking about apps, of course. Games, social networking, fitness plans, shopping lists, etc – all come together under the shorthand for application. And we have for you today 14 of the funniest Tweets about them. Have fun!
An app that tells you what they were typing but didn't send.
— Matty (@bestestname) January 13, 2021
My dad’s been using a beatmaker app all week and I came home to this 🔥😂 pic.twitter.com/fL6pHkhoKW
— mark (@barkmuan) January 2, 2017
My dad was released after…24 years (had to count) at 12:01 am this morning. We had a long ride home. He was tripped out by the Bluetooth in my car and how apps work. He stayed up all night watching tv because he couldn’t believe there were that many channels lol.
— Naefertiti (@R_Rechail) December 11, 2019
Tip for my iPhone friends- if you think you may be addicted to social media (like me), you can go into your settings and see just how much battery (and time!) you’re draining on your social media apps. Beware, it ain’t pretty! 😳 pic.twitter.com/XH2eQZwbMt
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) May 31, 2018
You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing?
Dudes on dating apps
Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting.
We’re pen pals now, my dude.
We bout to get Jane Austen up in here.
Now, write me a poem.
— Kaitlyn McQuin (@kaitlynmcquin) March 15, 2020
Life was better when these apps were the height of technology pic.twitter.com/NMoXa71e0u
— Now! album enthusiast (@amyxcait) November 28, 2020
there’s an app called slowly and it’s basically the modern version of sending letters and actually waiting for them to be sent and to arrive. it takes hours and even days, depending on where the letter is coming from, for you to receive a letter. the pen-pal era all over again.
— 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔫 🗡 (@shvnnvlyn) April 10, 2020
A dating app where you watch a comedy video and you match with people based on which part of the video you laughed at most. This is either brilliant or evidence that I only got 2 hours of sleep last night
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 10, 2020
check out this retro twitter app pic.twitter.com/8eKDN57RIy
— James Colley (@JamColley) January 27, 2017
If the police can sit in their car and run my name I should be able to log into a police app and run that MF name too so I can see who TF I’m dealing with too tf!
— Bunnz (@ItzHunnieB__) June 19, 2020
god i hate this app pic.twitter.com/20eubiduYf
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) August 24, 2020
cut negativity out of your life. delete Facebook. block your landlord’s number. uninstall your banking app. stop paying taxes. forget math. self care.
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) December 5, 2018
“Twitter is such a dead app who even uses that”
MAAAAATE everything you share with me on Instagram saying “oMg ThIs iS sOoOOoo fUnnY” IS FROM TWITTER and you are seeing it so late so SHUTYOMOUTH
— 🌻 (@whatssila) June 11, 2018
if your social security number is saved in your notes app you do not need to worry about the vaccine putting a chip in you
— myesha thee stallion (@myeshachou) December 3, 2020