The world is a very crazy place and sometimes, just for a change, it’s nice to read something that doesn’t make you wanna rip off somebody’s head. Having that in mind, we would like to give you a dose of the sweetest emotion there is. Although the Twitter universe has its very own idea of romantic love, as it turns out. Which is why, today, we are giving you not only the most heartwarming, but also the weirdest, funniest, and most eyebrow raising tweets about love. Please enjoy!
Having a boyfriend is great because you wake up beside them in the morning with your hair looking like a soggy bowl of ramen noodles and they still love you
— amanda (@amanda_c_rae) June 2, 2019
ok but still best boyfriend ever; he made a fb page for me called “I love Rhealee Fernandez https://t.co/DLkV2Z8vR1
— rhea (@rhealeefern) June 5, 2019
dear future wife,
if you like to run a 5k the day after thanksgiving, i’ll be there…at the finish line…with a beer…or a 12 pack…for me…you’re gonna have to drive me home. love you though honey.
— 𝚝𝚒𝚕⚡️ (@WholeMilkKowboi) November 29, 2019
Me: I love you. Do you love me?
5-year-old son: No, I love mommy
Me: But you can love 2 people
5: Ok, I love mommy & I love me
Me: Why are You crying?
Wife: B/c when he thought he could love only 1 person he chose me over himself
— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid) September 30, 2018
I love my wife with all my heart. She is my soulmate and my best friend. There is not a day where I am not grateful for everything which brought us together. We are mere hours into the weekend and I am convinced if we get quarantined together we are going to kill each other.
— Daniel Sohege (@stand_for_all) March 14, 2020
Happy 4 year anniversary to when I flew to Edinburgh to surprise Finlay and he flew to Paris to surprise me and this is why we don’t do surprises anymore pic.twitter.com/ZBJ4jCNZ4i
— Salma Saade (@SalmaSaade) January 12, 2021
in genuine disbelief that i just asked a customer for his email to send an e-receipt and his girlfriend goes “what do you want his email for” … to send him a confession of my undying love for him hun that’s what xx
— gem🦋 xxx (@GemAramXxx) February 10, 2020
Oh you love your girlfriend? Name 3 girls she hates but talks to every day
— Alex Dragicevich (@alexdrag_) June 21, 2020
My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room.
I’m sitting right next to the dog.
— LaLaLyds (@LaLa_Lyds) November 16, 2019
My dog loves to swim. My girlfriends dog hates to swim. This is what play dates look like… pic.twitter.com/2zq0QAJRse
— Ogie Coen (@ogiecoen1) August 9, 2018
once i took a girl on a date and she said “wow, i love how polite you are to the employees” and then i went home and found her twitter and she tweeted “date someone who is polite to food service employees” and then she had the audacity to get a boyfriend that wasnt me
— jp (@excesstential) October 13, 2019
My wife bought off-brand Pop-Tarts. Sometimes I think she’s acting out on purpose. Don’t know why she’s trying to drive me away but I’m not going to budge. I’ll love her through this. This is the raw and often ugly side of marriage people don’t want to talk about.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) April 24, 2018
love reading about men in history like «unfortunately, he never found a wife 🙁 his elaborate scarf collection sold for $1.2M in 2011. he and his closest male friend, Chauncey, with whom he shared a bed, died within weeks of one another. they were known for their dinner parties.»
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) December 30, 2019
if your name is Andrea and you go to UTK your boyfriend Damien was drunk at the library & sat at my table for 30 minutes showing me pics of you & telling me how much he loves you/is going to marry you
— 𝕥𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 (@taylorgreer_) February 9, 2020