The weekend is near and we will do our best to sweeten the start for you. 14 of the funniest tweets of this week, especially for you! Have fun!
#1:
One of the kids woke me up to ask if I was still sleeping, if any of you were thinking of having children.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 25, 2020
#2:
I hate when you break up with someone and they’re like “you’ll never find anyone else like me” like yea… that’s kind of the point
— cal? (@cal_gif) July 24, 2020
#3:
finding out that lionesses have sex 20-40 times in a day when they're in heat and if her man can't keep up with her she demands to mate by biting his balls has been the highlight of my day pic.twitter.com/Z8j8vdTc3A
— jasmine rice (@jasminericegirl) July 25, 2020
#4:
during a zoom meeting my boss announce that midyear bonuses aren't happen due to covid and i immediately poured out my coffee and refilled my mug with a white claw off camera
— ian (@ianiskool) July 29, 2020
#5:
Just imagine seeing this image with no context in 2014 pic.twitter.com/wI80vLabNV
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) July 29, 2020
#6:
Waking up 3 mins before I have to login from home pic.twitter.com/xYeeChTUlr
— AGAR and 99 others (@utterly_black) July 23, 2020
#7:
Me to my 11 yo: Thanks for making me a mom 11 years ago.
11 yo: No. Thank dad for having sex with you.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) July 28, 2020
#8:
bitches be like “im fine” but then
my tears ricochet
Taylor Swift
2:15━━━━━❍——4:16
↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume:▁▂▃▄▅▆▇100%— katie // 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒌𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒆 (@sayamenswift) July 24, 2020
#9:
— Peter Park (@peterparkTV) July 27, 2020
#10:
obama followed me in 2009 and today i noticed he had unfollowed me. legally this makes obama my ex. welcome to the club buddy.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) July 29, 2020
#11:
My girlfriend and I are tired of the neighbors stomping their feet upstairs. pic.twitter.com/BAVbYcab9q
— Laugh & RT (@da_meme_dealer) July 27, 2020
#12:
This Daft Punk remix by @iamlouislaroche is incredible pic.twitter.com/RGVRUhueOF
— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) July 24, 2020
#13:
flat-earther: why do you want to join our society
me: i just wanna stay ahead of the curve
flat-earther: [narrows eyes]
— suki (@desukidesu) July 27, 2020
#14:
it smells like oran-
the person behind me: pic.twitter.com/ul64ZTlRNR
— Huh-Beeb⛔️ (@hvbeeeb) July 25, 2020
