Get ready for a new load of funny tweets. Of course, Donald Trump has contributed a lot of content. Brought to you by Best of Twitter.
— Nicolas Bilodeau (@nicobilodeau) January 15, 2019
If u have AirPods 🎧, u can press “Live Listen” to “On” and leave your phone in the room with someone and u can hear what they saying, thank me later🤫 pic.twitter.com/fC6KYmqpB4
— arnold (@arnoldcrndo) January 9, 2019
— The Simpsons (@TheSimpsons) January 14, 2019
House of Carbs pic.twitter.com/7kXwUmN42P
— Kyle Madson (@KyleAMadson) January 15, 2019
Big Macs. Small hands. A nation’s embarrassment. pic.twitter.com/bwI7qlXWgg
— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) January 15, 2019
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) January 13, 2019
“my favorite way to listen to the president is slowed down to 1/2 speed because it reveals how often times his logic is indistinguishable from that of a drunk person” – via @arlenparsa pic.twitter.com/lfGu1FdU2J
— ᴿealfarmacist (@real_farmacist) January 5, 2019
me: honestly i just wish twitter was more positive and everyone would stop hating on each other, just mute accounts they don’t like and move on
me after two drinks: horse girls don’t deserve rights
— viking (@NOTVIKING) January 5, 2019
Dear All Technology,
Remember the 90’s when you just WORKED??? I don’t need a ‘smart’ feature on my TV, thermostat, lights, music, refrigerator, security cameras, and f-ing car. You’re a major pain in all of our asses. You’re not worth it.
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) January 7, 2019
10/10 would recommend pic.twitter.com/MGL9bhkQXK
— harry (@doztec) January 4, 2019
It’s ok to be white.
It’s ok to be black.
It’s ok to be asian.
It’s ok to be hispanic.
It’s ok to be female.
It’s ok to be male.
It’s ok to be gay.
It’s ok to be straight.
It’s ok to be YOU.
But it’s NEVER ok to send me the same snap you put on your story.
— LEAN (@lowkeylean2) January 5, 2019
CUSTOMER SERVICE pic.twitter.com/S2vUEBigkA
— Devolver Digital (@devolverdigital) January 6, 2019
Accidentally washed a piece of Halloween confetti down the sink and I’m afraid to say the plughole is now very haunted pic.twitter.com/60OV0hZBee
— Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin) January 5, 2019
You'll never want to smoke cigarettes again. pic.twitter.com/xmlFtGCj3K
— Kevin W (@kwilli1046) January 1, 2019