All the single ladies, All the single ladies or Man, put your hands up! That’s right we’re saying it’s ok to be single. It’s too overrated to be in a relationship. There is nothing like coming home and doing whatever the ‹*%& you want! Foot on the couch, don’t care. Dishes not done, who cares because who going to complain, not me. So if your single put your hands up! Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
#1:
me finally accepting the fact that i’ll probably be single the rest of my life pic.twitter.com/Kt7sueUy3r
— maybe: sadie black (@sadiealeewhite) December 22, 2019
#2:
Me in my last relationship: *ignores 48 red flags a week because i LoVe HiM*
Me single: I don’t like the way this dude types
— ditch witch (@vvitchymama) October 30, 2019
#3:
its funny to me that The Sims is listed as a "casual" game because i have never known a single person who has had a casual relationship with The Sims
— more cherries than man (@NoraReed) January 25, 2020
#4:
this guy who ghosted me hit me up this morning and i was like “why’d you ghost” and he said he felt like i was subtweeting him and i said what tweets? and every single one he sent was from when i was livetweeting Surviving R. Kelly and they were all about R. Kelly
— ashley ray (@theashleyray) April 7, 2020
#5:
single me giving out dating advice https://t.co/fWeTYhLMoV
— Amiri🇩🇿 (@onlyfansanalyst) July 5, 2020
#6:
someone married hitler and you’re single
— eli 👖🎷👖 (@jazz_inmypants) June 22, 2020
#7:
the bar is so low nowadays my girlfriend thanked me for “being nice” to her. so if ur single at this point ur probably just ugly
— logan (@brainwxrms) March 4, 2020
#8:
tired of people saying you need to be single to "figure out who you are". I know who I am. a big fucking idiot. now give me a wife
— gaychel (@coochieflop) July 9, 2020
#9:
If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from drugs, not relationships
— 873 (@monstermike419) February 23, 2020
#10:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Horny mfs on the timeline :pic.twitter.com/vYaBpTZPaM
— Cryptic (@CrypticNoOne) January 24, 2020
#11:
if you dating a white guy you're single to me. tf Matt gonna do, start a podcast?
— sarah thee tonin 🖤 (@sarahndipity18) August 30, 2019
#12:
if u dating a skater u single to me… tf Jake gonna do, emotionally manipulate me?
— bobby wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) July 28, 2019
#13:
how is it possible that so few men are in therapy when every single man i’ve ever met should 100% be in therapy
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 23, 2019
#14:
maybe i’m single… maybe i fw my ex… maybe i fw they friend… maybe it’s maybelline
— SHAKERIA. (@itgirlkye) May 21, 2019
