Ex-partners are like sand by the sea. And there are just as many stories to tell about them. Everyone has one or more and can also tell the appropriate anecdote about him or her. We set out to find the weirdest, funniest, and best of these stories! Here are 15 of the funniest Tweets about ex-partners!
#1:
Spoke to my ex after 10 years. «Miss or Mrs.?» He asks
Dr. I said.
— Andolanjeevi Dr. Namrata Datta (PhD) 🇮🇳🇬🇧 (@candinam) February 8, 2017
#2:
i was a mom to most of my ex’s so happy mother’s day to me
— stephany (@earthdarlin) May 10, 2020
#3:
LMFAOOO MY BEST FRIEND TEXTED HER EX THIS pic.twitter.com/fD60WeaZqi
— ARISTHOTLE (@venusianbabie) April 17, 2020
#4:
I often think about the time my ex thought I was cheating on him with a craft store pic.twitter.com/wPBsprSrLm
— chrissy (@crlockha) March 16, 2019
#5:
BREAKING: ex boyfriend now dating girl he swore he followed “by accident” when we were together
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) July 14, 2020
#6:
“my ex was crazy” tell us what you did to her
— vin ⚡️ (@peachcrisis) March 15, 2021
#7:
recently found out my ex had been cheating on me for the past 5 months so here’s a picture of him crying like a child when i found out and left his ass lmfaooooo gets me every time pic.twitter.com/bElwcCdEy6
— KT (@kttgros) October 16, 2019
#8:
i told my ex of 4 years he’d always have a piece of my heart & i can’t remember his last name rn
— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) March 16, 2021
#9:
“snort crack or text your ex back”
me: pic.twitter.com/lRceWj30EZ— Brooke (@2kbrooke) May 29, 2019
#10:
My ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend just accidentally liked my Instagram pic from 2016
At 2am
This can’t be topped
Brb gonna kill myself It doesn’t get better than this
— Sarah Roberts (@SarahRoberts___) October 10, 2020
#11:
My ex used to get mad at guys who hit on me and try to fight every single one of them, and then somehow blame me later. My current man will laugh with me and kiss me on the forehead when I get hit on and say: “what can I say, you’re beautiful”
Ladies, wait for THAT man.
— dani (@daniwolfeee) April 14, 2018
#12:
thinking about when my (good) ex didn’t know how to dirty talk so he said he was going to chain me in his basement for two weeks with only bread and water i was like wait what
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) July 14, 2020
#13:
so I asked my mom why is she still talking to my old boo and she asked me “why are you still talking to my ex husband?”. Ma’am.. that is my father 😂
— khiry curving (@KhiryArion) February 15, 2019
#14:
My ex got a girl pregnant and dm’ed me a pic of the ultrasound and said “jealous?” …..
Pause
NO. Lmao
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) July 1, 2018
#15:
I used to think I hated cuddling but I’m starting to think I just hated my ex boyfriend
— abby govindan (@abbygov) February 23, 2021
