The best and funniest Tweets of the week, specially summarized for you! We wish you a lot of fun with the 15 best finds of the last 7 days!
#1:
Maybe this new retweet user experience was just to make it harder for Donald Trump to stop retweeting things, but why must we all suffer
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) October 21, 2020
#2:
I brought my adult patients stickers today pic.twitter.com/TlR9YFTMvi
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) October 19, 2020
#3:
fruits that do not live up to their names:
passionfruit
grapefruit
honeydew
dragonfruitfruits that do live up to their names:
orange
— eli the pumpkin pie (@jazz_inmypants) October 15, 2020
#4:
weird looking brother https://t.co/W1Nw7XwmGJ
— ً (@3dnzo) October 15, 2020
#5:
Fuck teachers for saying that Wikipedia was untrustworthy bcus anyone can edit it, that’s specifically why it IS trustworthy and hella based. Nobody can twist shit to an agenda without ppl noticing and fixing it. It’s non-hierarchical decentralized knowledge sharing.
— Nat the Bean Queen🏴☠️🌲🟢 BLM ACAB (@natcombigirl) October 18, 2020
#6:
Losing my mind over these signs pic.twitter.com/ldrPC459Jj
— Quilliam (@nyquills) October 20, 2020
#7:
Not sure who needs to hear this, but your choice to give up your normal life for the last 7 months may have saved someone's life and I don't want you to think – for one second – that it wasn't worth it.
— 3 Birds Say “Black Lives Matter” (@DeidreDykes) October 19, 2020
#8:
Wolf wife: welcome home honey, how was your- wait, why are you dressed like an 80-year-old woman?
Wolf: ok you’re not gonna believe this
— Julicorn, spooky af 🦄 (@ChicksRule) October 15, 2020
#9:
When your costume is on point but your mom makes you wear a jacket pic.twitter.com/zxXDVWcnDT
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) October 15, 2020
#10:
Around 10,000 ducks are sent to eat insects in a rice paddy after harvest in Thailand pic.twitter.com/vhHYzvpBjP
— ༻⋆≺ Martin 🏳️🌈 ≻⋆༺ (@KlatuBaradaNiko) October 18, 2020
#11:
What The Fuck Is In That Tupperware??
~ Cleaning Out The Fridge: A Memoir
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) October 17, 2020
#12:
IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE! IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) October 17, 2020
#13:
My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”
— john is toast (@johnistoasted) October 17, 2020
#14:
Me: Please contact me with any questions, always happy to discuss.
My students: pic.twitter.com/SOxQbiULpT
— Patrick Theiner (@patricktheiner) October 19, 2020
#15:
my free time is not a reflection of my availability
— yoko (@TERRORCHANEL) October 18, 2020
