Since this hell of a year is for some of us only bearable drunk, we thought, we could do you (and ourselves) a favor and do a little research regarding the downsides of drinking commonly known as hangovers. We have a feeling you might need all information you can get after election night. With this in mind: Get the pickles ready and enjoy the best tweets about hangovers.
#1:
This hangover is not ok. Just cried cuz my chicken nugget was shaped like Italy and my ex is part Italian.
— Ell (@elle__olivia) September 3, 2017
#2:
Jokes on you hangover I love watching Netflix all day
— Dylan Barbour (@therealDBcoop) September 1, 2019
#3:
life hack: bring iceberg lettuce to the bar and take a big bite out of it after every drink to stay hydrated and avoid a hangover
— James (@CaucasianJames) September 22, 2019
#4:
any money a have left over from a night out is automatically ma hangover food money doesn’t matter if it’s £4 or £30 it’s goin on food
— Ian Gunster (@iangunster) November 1, 2017
#5:
Does anyone that attended the Love Yourself Tour ACTUALLY remember it? It’s like I astral projected into another dimension for 2.5 hours and all I have as proof that it happened is an intense hangover like feeling due to withdrawals from extremely high concentrations of dopamine
— brit 🏳️🌈 (@yoongiphd) October 19, 2018
#6:
Day drinking is honestly the best. You drink all day, pass out for a few hours and wake up with a lil hangover just in time for dinner, eat reeeeal good and nurse yourself back to health, then after eating you go to bed and wake up feelin GOOD the next day. can I get an amen
— erin flesner (@emfles) May 29, 2018
#7:
So, there’s NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 3, 2014
#8:
college sundays were where it was at. nothing beat waking up battling your saturday hangover with your best friends, laying in each others beds, then grabbing food and chugging coffee while simultaneously trying to put the pieces back together on what happened the night before
— Katherine Raleigh (@kroseraleigh) July 16, 2018
#9:
DRINKING AT 25: Hell yeah let’s go out all night and go straight to work
DRINKING AT 35: Dear diary, I had a beer last month. I’ve had a hangover for two fortnight. I fear this is the end
— Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) April 5, 2019
#10:
Amazes me that people can actually function with a hangover then you get me bed ridden, unable to answer any texts and crying for no reason for 2-3 days
— Skye Smith (@skyesmithh) May 3, 2019
#11:
The «got too drunk while playing video games by yourself» hangover just hits different
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) April 25, 2020
#12:
the sound of a didgeridoo when you have a hangover? didgeridon’t
— tyler oakley (@tyleroakley) January 1, 2015
#13:
My 3-year-old accidentally called Hamburger Helper «Hangover Helper.»
She’s ready for college.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 13, 2018
#14:
me: omg 4 lokos are trash
*actually drinks a full 4 loko*
me: i’m obsessed with 4 lokos my new fav drink wow, so cheap so fun
*drinks two in one night, throws up in the morning and has a hangover for two days straight*
me: omg 4 lokos are trash
— madison (@Madiisongracee) July 7, 2018
#15:
McDonald’s may finally start serving breakfast after 10:30am. In other words, McDonald’s finally figured out how hangovers work. #fallonmono
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) February 26, 2014
