Better late than never. Check out the compilation of the funniest, hilarious and viral tweets of the Week. Brought to you by Best of Twitter.
#1:
[Bed]
Her: Can you turn off the lights?Me: Watch this! *claps loudly*
Her: um your clapper isn't wor-
*my monkey butler hurries in & turns off the light*
Her *softly* holy shit
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) November 21, 2018
#2:
In Germany language is highly regionalised as this map of German place name endings (e.g., "-burg" vs "-dorf" vs "-inghausen", etc.) shows. Source: https://t.co/AhfD2KWpO6 pic.twitter.com/u8MB7ZorQt
— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) November 18, 2018
#3:
I just want this lady to succeed with every fibre of my being pic.twitter.com/jesbGgiBiI
— Jordan Green (@thejordangreen) November 14, 2018
#4:
him: hi, I’m Tom
me: nice to meet you uhh…
my brain: cmon he literally just said his name 3 seconds ago
me: m…mom
— Elvish Presley (@_ElvishPresley_) November 18, 2018
#5:
I was today years old when I found out the middle row in a package of Oreos was actually for salsa?‼️??♀️ pic.twitter.com/Aj9AmS1hfT
— franki⚡️ (@frvnki) November 20, 2018
#6:
So this has just appeared on a bench on my local high street pic.twitter.com/Je9lvNsZX8
— Victoria Richards (@nakedvix) November 19, 2018
#7:
Me: Maybe things will get better.
Life: pic.twitter.com/llUXTQwspJ
— Black Women Horror Studies (@GraveyardSister) November 17, 2018
#8:
Just an ordinary day in the Finnish forest ~ Ihan normipäivä suomalaisessa metsässä #Trump #forest #firesafety #raking #forestry #Finland #Finnish #CaliforniaFire #RakingAmericaGreatAgain #rakingtheforest #Suomi #haravointi #metsäpalot #rakingleaves pic.twitter.com/YOKA3D6C2K
— Pyry Luminen (@pyryluminen) November 18, 2018
#9:
*stubs toe
my brain:
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don’t say itme: “mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick”
— andrew (@__andrewtran) November 20, 2018
#10:
What age were you when you first saw the 8 in the middle of the 8 of diamonds? ? pic.twitter.com/GjRLkyl7Vu
— Plink (@PlinketyPlink) November 17, 2018
#11:
When people ask me what my plans are for the weekend. pic.twitter.com/3mhd4PC3Pk
— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) November 16, 2018
#12:
Dudes be offering y’all $400 just to chat, $800 for feet pics and $1,000 for a tit pic. And y’all be FUMBLING THE BAG. Y’all turn them down and then post them for likes. Why isn’t God sending these people to me?! For a $1,000 I will shove my phone up my ass and take a pic.
— Banana ? (@AnaSofaKingCoo) November 21, 2018
#13:
Behind the scenes of the TOM FORD SS19 Show with @celestebarber_. #TOMFORD #TOMFORDSS19 #NYFW pic.twitter.com/tMXyZW9uZU
— TOM FORD (@TOMFORD) September 12, 2018
#14:
Police are investigating a suspicious incident on a motorway and would like to speak to a Mr Wile E Coyote. pic.twitter.com/2oSXRyjavn
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) November 18, 2018
#15:
I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 7, 2016
#16:
My cousin met her husband five years ago on tinder and are now married with kids but she still has him in her phone as “Tom Tinder”
— Bunz (@ktbonz) November 16, 2018
