We’ve been looking for the best Tweets from this week for you today. So here are the gems we discovered from the last seven days. Especially for you! Have fun!
#1:
soup of the day 😍 pic.twitter.com/VNhnGPsv3L
— the r is silent (@a1andar) April 21, 2021
#2:
just got my 6th Pfizer shot and now i can see 15 seconds into the future
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) April 21, 2021
#3:
The most unrealistic part of porn is the doctor seeing the patient within 30 seconds of their arrival
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) April 21, 2021
#4:
It’s well known:
What flat-Earthers fear most is Sphere itself. pic.twitter.com/f2j1EQrDEf
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) April 20, 2021
#5:
Chauvin is the 7th on-duty cop to be convicted of murder since 2005, out of around 15,000 police killings in that time.
— Jonah Furman (@JonahFurman) April 20, 2021
#6:
Deploying 6 police cars to arrest kids for not having a “bicycle license” while there were a dozen mass shootings in the past 48 hours by people who can get guns with almost no restrictions is what a broken society looks like. https://t.co/AuwOqTGsns
— John J. Bauters (@JohnBauters) April 20, 2021
#7:
"ur so chill" thanks i gave up
— j (@gIocki) April 19, 2021
#8:
whoever coined the term “the customer is always right” needs to get kicked in the chest
— ً (@fatpussyhex) April 19, 2021
#9:
My 8-year-old wants to be a construction worker. She got her start by helping me move all these pavers. Why did I have so many daughters? Unlimited muscle power. pic.twitter.com/Fnx9TeZvZ7
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2021
#10:
Trying to get the bartender’s attention when you’re not hot pic.twitter.com/5H45Ol5uKP
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) April 15, 2021
#11:
Fighting misinformation be like…. pic.twitter.com/fyUQBa9bT9
— Dr Ellie Murray (@EpiEllie) April 18, 2021
#12:
y’all be in relationships too long other people wana date you too damn
— Mick (@fckyousluts) April 18, 2021
#13:
Freshman year: Senior year: pic.twitter.com/EzKlD3xt88
— Super Negro Killua⚡️ (@mightbetam) April 16, 2021
#14:
Guys!! SHE SAID YESSS!!!! I asked her if she has a boyfriend
— Fake Peralta (@_avles7) April 16, 2021
#15:
nature pic.twitter.com/axXLCphSOC
— Michael Reeves (@michaelreeves) April 16, 2021
#16:
Social workers be like "sex work?! How terrible! Let's get you into a minimum wage job where you can be assaulted and harassed for free."
— Sasha Darling (@xoSashaDarling) April 14, 2021
#17:
me: I heard this cemetery was haunted
caretaker: I've worked here 173 years and haven't seen anything
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) April 16, 2021
#18:
Me: throwing a ball
My dog: it is as the prophecy foretold— 🐚 Jurassic Nugget (@VikingBut) April 16, 2021
