We’ve been looking for the best Tweets for you again this week and here’s the result: All the events, everything that’s going on on Twitter right now – we’ve got it! Have fun with the best Tweets of the week!
At this point, fuck it, let's clone some dinosaurs.
— Dire Wolf (@ADDiane) November 23, 2020
You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart
— jordan (@jordan_stratton) November 23, 2020
Grandma out here taking NAMES this year pic.twitter.com/l9anLVG9vO
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) November 23, 2020
I wish I could say “???????” In real life, it would be very useful
— bri (@caringbrats) November 21, 2020
did i really just see someone say it’s weird how the have a vaccine for a virus less than a year old but no cure for cancer… are you dumb? do you know what a virus is? what cancer is?
— J🍒 (@jessmlawlor) November 22, 2020
I just got My hand back. #RIPMaradona
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 25, 2020
it’s crazy how the virus is so much worse right now than it was when i was sanitizing my groceries
— the paisan next door (@doinkpatrol) November 21, 2020
Hahahaha 47% of Americans still plan to travel for Thanksgiving. Turns out when we clapped for healthcare workers at 7 PM we meant, "encore"
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) November 21, 2020
my daughter is making a convincing argument that egg should be spelled “eg” and that the second “g” should only be used to describe really big eggs
— ∞ + 1 (@stuckinaportal) November 22, 2020
I almost left my whole family in this house 🤣 naked & all 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/v1cr4XVcDH
— . (@theachanel0) November 23, 2020
I'm 55. I'm not going to pretend to look or act like I'm not, because I believe 55 is a pretty fucking beautiful age to be.
— Kelly (@kimtopher22) November 25, 2020
if i was famous I would simply release a bad song and watch my fandom struggle to defend it online
— hot pink bitch named breakfast 💾 (@5alentine) November 19, 2020
Is it mean to get my husband a gift I know he won't like so that I can have it
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 25, 2020
trust me bro, no woman has ever looked at your tinder profile and gone “i wish he was holding me like he’s holding that fish”
— sherry🥺 (@sherrysworld) November 20, 2020
When I walk into a southern grocery store with my mask on pic.twitter.com/WzLWi5xj7o
— Jack (@notjacksafford) November 23, 2020
how old were u when u realized all the new famous people and athletes were younger than u and your life was over
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) November 19, 2020
The wealth of Amazon’s Jeff Bezos has increased $70,700,000,000 since mid-March while an estimated 20,000 Amazon workers have been infected with Covid-19.
Still no hazard pay, paid sick leave, or adequate protection.
Capitalism off the rails.
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) November 18, 2020
excel: is that a date?
me: 57.39 is very much not a date
excel: strong date vibes to me
excel: fixed it
excel: you’re welcome
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) November 17, 2020
everybody in America thinks they could one day become a billionaire but nobody thinks they could get covid
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) November 25, 2020