Spotify did this Wrapped-Up thing this week and we thought we could do that too. Just with the best Tweets of the week! We wish you a lot of fun with our Weekly!
#1:
What the heck is a “preemptive pardon” other than an admission of guilt?
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) December 2, 2020
#2:
bosses be like "this isnt just a job, it's a family and we genuinely care about u" then start ur salary at $7.35 an hour
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) November 29, 2020
#3:
Your twenties now extend to 32 to cover time lost to covid
— Billie (@_BillieBelieves) November 28, 2020
#4:
Shot, chaser pic.twitter.com/zPvuGBoE2k
— Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver) December 1, 2020
#5:
IMPORTANT: if you’re still in line, stay in line. LEGALLY they have to sell you a PS5
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) November 28, 2020
#6:
— Elliot Page (@TheElliotPage) December 1, 2020
#7:
everyone please join me in loving and affirming elliott page and rejoicing in the now homosexual kiss between elliott and joseph gordon-levitt in christopher nolan’s INCEPTION, a movie that is becoming less and less heterosexual with each passing year
— ASYA (@communistbabe) December 1, 2020
#8:
Why do I support cancelling student loan debt for 45 million students? Because we canceled trillions in taxes for 600 billionaires. That's why.
— Scott Huffman (@HuffmanForNC) November 28, 2020
#9:
My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car pic.twitter.com/REEKIJtUpF
— 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕥🙆🏾♀️ (@Neyogems) December 1, 2020
#10:
i wonder if artists see themselves at the top people’s 60,000+ hour spotify wrapped like “wow that person gave me at least $3.74”
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) December 2, 2020
#11:
spotify should be sued for this pic.twitter.com/JHD0XfYxSk
— Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt (@GKuhlenschmidt) December 2, 2020
#12:
My dog figured out the new car has heated seats pic.twitter.com/0FGykFCWq4
— Jay Willis (@jaywillis) November 29, 2020
#13:
Medusa: [disguising voice on phone] Ohh hello I’d like a hair appointment please, for my totally standard hair
Receptionist: *whispering* omg it’s her again
— Ella Zee 🌈👑 (@EllaZee5) November 27, 2020
#14:
How it started vs how it’s going ❤️✨ pic.twitter.com/Ap9VVBFYpm
— T’Keaira (@QKeaira) November 26, 2020
#15:
My 7yo wrote her letter to Santa but before she listed the gifts she wanted she wrote, “Btw, how’s Mrs. Claus?” and I’m pretty sure she’s gonna turn out okay.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) November 28, 2020
#16:
sorry to all the teenagers who can't "go for a walk" with their cousins before dinner this year
— Jake M. Grumbach (@JakeMGrumbach) November 26, 2020
#17:
Tried my new mask argument with a taxi driver. Wasn't wearing one & was angry about mine. 'I like the anonymity,' I said. ‘We’re the most surveilled country on earth. They’re listening to us through our phones to sell us shit. I don't wanna be watched’ Put his mask on. Outcrazied
— Oobah Butler (@Oobahs) November 25, 2020
#18:
I tell my cat “I know” whenever she meows but I’m gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 26, 2020
#19:
8 year old me tryna see what the fridge looks like closed pic.twitter.com/JDYMUqwG3u
— Jaidan (@jaidvn) November 27, 2020
#20:
just woke up! time for me to ˢᵗᵃʸ ᶦⁿ ᵇᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵗʷᵒ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉᵐᵖˡᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉᵠᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵉˣᶦˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ greet the day!!!
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) November 27, 2020
You want more? Then we have the best Tweets of the week before and of course the funniest Tweets about cats and dogs!
