The first week of the new year is over and what can we say – what a roller coaster ride. Led by the storming of the Capitol in Washington D.C. We’ve put together the best Tweets of the week for you today and wish you a lot of fun!
No negativity in 2021 unless it’s Covid or pregnancy tests
— Daisy (@theog_dc) December 30, 2020
did…did donald trump just tell a bunch of domestic terrorists “i love you” via a twitter video ? like that just happened right
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) January 6, 2021
These walls are too thin. Playing Paramore and my neighbor yelled “ play Misery Business next “ .. i did as they requested.
— Dom. (@dominoedoe) January 5, 2021
What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek
— Agent V (@VeroniKaboom) January 4, 2021
“he doesn’t bite”
“he just throws cinderblocks” pic.twitter.com/1JQNAAshtL
— Alessio 亀 (@itscoffeesenpai) January 4, 2021
If your mom can’t find it, it’s gone.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) January 6, 2021
the girls who organized the prom dress facebook groups should be in charge of distributing the vaccine
— small tony (@tony_ferraro7) January 3, 2021
men will literally run for president instead of going to therapy
— Colleen (@Coll3enG) January 3, 2021
me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) January 2, 2021
“New year, new me”, I whisper, as I shove chunks of brie into my mouth using a knife instead of my hands.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 1, 2021
My 3yo asked where she was when me and her dad got married. I told her she wasn't born yet, and she got offended. She's very upset we got married without her.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 1, 2021
After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) January 1, 2021
i want to marry someone as funny as me. imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school
— 🪐 (@yzyangel) January 2, 2021
“Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it
— maia 🥰. (@stuckonmaia) January 2, 2021
Literally begging for a full lockdown if it means we’ll be free by summer 😭 I cannot have another summer stolen from me
— Mary-Ann (@okaymaryann) January 2, 2021
my kids gonna catch me at their house parties if I keep missing out on my 20s like this
— B r a n d (@pissaround) January 4, 2021
Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic pic.twitter.com/pa2TlmYSAf
— Kyle (@kylewendland) January 3, 2021
putting soup in a square tupperware…… it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup
— charlie (@chunkbardey) January 6, 2021
I’ve now been in more lockdowns than relationships
— Bethany Dawson (@bethanymrd) January 4, 2021
Republicans in congress cowering under their desks as violent men roam the hallways finally understand what they've put every school kid in America through.
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) January 6, 2021