The best Tweets of the last week! Served on a silver platter straight to you! Have fun!
#1:
Normalize letting people keep their camera off during zoom calls so that they can maintain one personal boundary while work invades our home lives.
— Marissa D. Barrera (@mdb2) March 3, 2021
#2:
fuck drugs have u ever moo'ed at a cow and had it moo back at u
— james (@video_jame) February 27, 2021
#3:
Can we all agree that cooking & cleaning is a basic life skill and not a gender role????
— Keva (@Ayodelefx) March 1, 2021
#4:
Did the person who invented the phrase “one-hit wonder” invent any other popular phrases?
— Ben (@benzawilski) March 1, 2021
#5:
If you ever hear a parent say, “oh, good! it comes with glitter!” know that it is not, in fact, good.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) February 28, 2021
#6:
I like that the venus fly trap could just get energy from the sun but chooses violence.
— Subhah (@Subhah) February 23, 2021
#7:
“gender is what’s between your legs” ok my pronouns are gorilla/grip
— todoroki (@justannalese) February 27, 2021
#8:
a 21yo just asked me if I’ve heard of an old school band called Green Day
— Jenna B. Badd (@jennapurrlee) March 1, 2021
#9:
has anyone else not been to the dentist since Covid and also not for the five years before that
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 3, 2021
#10:
has gen z discovered that adult millennials used to form quidditch leagues yet
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) March 2, 2021
#11:
people who take pride in not being nice are very weird to me
— asia (@asiasilvis) February 27, 2021
#12:
date: I think we’ve actually met before
picasso: sorry I’m not good with faces
— jo (@whatsJo) February 27, 2021
#13:
If you put "based on a true story" at the top of your resume you can basically write whatever you want.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 25, 2021
#14:
There's so much I admire about the French: their sophistication, their cinema, their willingness to prosecute former presidents.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 2, 2021
#15:
This is a high school band practice in Wenatchee,WA pic.twitter.com/q2prCJemX0
— Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) February 24, 2021
#16:
i need to start selling poor quality products and marketing them like this. https://t.co/0XPG6FoNbR
— le courvoisier (@chinicheeks) March 1, 2021
#17:
Life is just choosing your subway sandwich when you're 9 and ordering the same one until you die
— lisa pizza (@sixteenburritos) February 25, 2021
#18:
gonna tell my kids this was daft punk pic.twitter.com/U0YhtLZ6kR
— ɢʀᴇɢɢʏ (@itmegreggy) March 3, 2021
#19:
Friend: You've been acting different since you found $20 in your coat pocket
Me, googling "truffle water":
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) February 28, 2021
#20:
"i acknowledge that i have read and agree to the above terms and conditions" pic.twitter.com/Ny0PLvQlZ3
— Waxou (@maxoupial) March 1, 2021
