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#1:
My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting
— TheGbemisola🍸 (@Gbemideyforyou) March 22, 2021
#2:
Here’s the scene from a local post office in Minnesota today pic.twitter.com/umfIHkgQ2l
— Tobes (@NeverTobes) March 23, 2021
#3:
Celebrating the little victories—zero COVID patients in the ICU! pic.twitter.com/HJN2bHutfN
— Sarahbellum PA-C (@sarahbellumPA) March 19, 2021
#4:
Teacher: What’s going on? what is that smell?
Me at the back of the class: pic.twitter.com/R3MqnhHMP3
— Big Baby 🔥 (@big_smoke100) March 19, 2021
#5:
“To save their company, Cinnamon Toast Crunch needs to make cereal classy again, and what’s classier than shrimp?” pic.twitter.com/pXs2RgZh5c
— Elyza Halpern (@elyzawithawhy) March 23, 2021
#6:
My daughter is yr 6. Her school have said her class have missed out on a lot of school through Covid. They all need to 'catch up'. So next week, lessons are cancelled, its non unform, games, outdoor learning & camp fires. They're 'catching up' on making memories. Awesome.
— Heather Fowler (@always_hope83) March 19, 2021
#7:
"Fake it till you make it" is the perfect strategy for sleeping.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 22, 2021
#8:
Do you believe in annoyed at first sight?
— V (@V32951124) March 19, 2021
#9:
My 10-year-old did her makeup for the first time at her friend's house.
These weren't the pictures I was expecting.
Girls just want to be zombies. pic.twitter.com/P5sm5MTKGk
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 22, 2021
#10:
congrats to the guy who found shrimp in his cinnamon toast crunch and will probably never have to work again
— alexa (@mariokartdwi) March 23, 2021
#11:
— Caught in 4k (@Kaughtin4k) March 20, 2021
#12:
My neighbor just dropped the cake she was carrying from her car into her house and sat down and cried until her husband carried her into the house and I've never felt a stronger connection to any other human being in my life. Baking her a new cake now.
— Helena Handbasket (@PrettiestFrog) March 22, 2021
#13:
My kid took off his wellies and snowsuit in one seamless move then left it all on the floor.
I walked in the room and almost went into cardiac arrest. pic.twitter.com/Dys1kx2NP3
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) March 18, 2021
#14:
So this happened last night. Wind blew it off a lamp post in the back yard. Dog got curious and then got it stuck on her head. I spotted her out my window and couldn’t believe my eyes at first. She was perfectly still. Just waiting for take off. #spacedog #dogstronaut pic.twitter.com/U3CmgeKASq
— Jeb Banner (@jebbanner) March 17, 2021
#15:
Imagine being less than 24 hours out from losing your loved one(s) and hearing law enforcement defend their murderer by saying “He was fed up, at the end of his rope…yesterday was a really bad day for him and this is what he did.” That feels like an additional hate crime.
— Tiffany Flowers (@MsFlowersTweets) March 17, 2021
#16:
recipe: 4 cloves garlic
me: if you’re weak
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) March 19, 2021
#17:
we’re in such toxic relationships with our bodies, they work so hard to keep us alive and we’re constantly like ugh you’re disgusting
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 23, 2021
#18:
I’ve never done CrossFit, but I have buckled a screaming toddler into a car seat.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 20, 2021
#19:
Reminder to never stop the HUSTLE
H ave a nap
U se the couch for napping
S leep during the day (nap)
T ake frequent naps
L ie down and nap
E njoy a nice nap— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) March 20, 2021
#20:
oh fuck it’s nearing the end of quarantine and i never learned how to make bread or get a boyfriend oh shit oh fuck
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) March 23, 2021
