We’ve been looking for the best Tweets from this week for you today. So here are the gems we discovered from the last seven days. Especially for you! Have fun!
#1:
Lies. pic.twitter.com/A1xvWswiD7
— Dan Barrett (@TheDanBarrett) May 1, 2021
#2:
"don't snack between meals" buddy I meal between meals
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) May 1, 2021
#3:
Driver’s License is obviously a catchy song but every time i hear it i’m like aww babe you’ll get over it
— charlie (@chunkbardey) April 30, 2021
#4:
"In my 17 years of teaching…" pic.twitter.com/oaA9HE4zbW
— Ishraq (@ishraq_05) April 30, 2021
#5:
I just unplugged my WIFI and heard someone yell WTF from across the street!
— KPMoore (@KPMoore8) April 30, 2021
#6:
Who called it a salad with chicken and not breast in plants?
— He Called Me Greenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) April 29, 2021
#7:
It was a simpler time pic.twitter.com/HQrwfr8riu
— 🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 (@professorkiosk) April 29, 2021
#8:
‘hey it’s been so long! how have you been??’ pic.twitter.com/LorVyo2uXc
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) April 28, 2021
#9:
why is writing the only job where you can be a ghost
— ye 🌍 (@yedoye_) April 29, 2021
#10:
Remember when people would allow 12 and 13 year olds to babysit their small children?
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) April 30, 2021
#11:
there’s no time to explain. get in the pea. pic.twitter.com/zy2gvwJ0hn
— Amy (@amyis_trying) April 29, 2021
#12:
#https://twitter.com/kathhsaludes/status/1386658451976163332
#13:
*every Zoom call*
Boss: "Why is your camera off?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/zzLVptgcKF— James Bond (@007) April 27, 2021
#14:
NO ONE RUNS FASTER THEN A TODDLER HOLDING SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN’T😬😬😬😬
— ang🌻🌸🌻🌸 (@totally_not_ang) April 27, 2021
#15:
Netflix characters: I'm just an average 16 year old High School student pic.twitter.com/3BJzsaR9FX
— memetaza (@memetazaa) April 25, 2021
#16:
yes I look bad in photos so does the moon and guess what idiot she’s gorgeous
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) April 27, 2021
#17:
My neighbor complained about my kids being too loud (they were) I bought her flowers and a card telling her that they aren’t used to living in an apartment yet. She left me some alphabet cookies with a sweet card saying we will adjust together and that was beautiful as hell.
— Aziza spelled backwards (@CuredByTheBLood) April 27, 2021
#18:
don't talk shit about ur coworkers. u never know who it could get back to. instead dont talk to anyone at work. retreat into the lonesome cocoon of ur own anxieties emerging only to feed
— tatum (@50FirstTates) April 27, 2021
#19:
You think you’re having a bad day? My 7 year old just figured out how to whistle.
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) April 26, 2021
#20:
*walking my wife down the aisle toward her father during the divorce proceedings*
— ︎[email protected] (@TweetPotato314) April 26, 2021
