21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#37)

We just realized that nobody went into space this week, isn’t that great? So, with all of the billionaires and their pitiful millionaire friends on earth, we might be able to solve one or two of the medium-sized problems that have been piling up, right? For example, holding the Addams no, the Trump family accountable for some of the um … wider legal interpretations. Or maybe producing soy yogurt that doesn’t taste like something that’s used for basement insulation. Or at least do a remake of The X-Files, that would be pretty awesome. Until then we have to be content with the next best thing, our gems of the week. Have fun!

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#1: Literally surrounded by water

#2: What if I get up at 10 am and work till 2pm? Asking for a friend …

#3: Naw, you cannot… oh, okay. Guilty!

#4: How did those cookies get into that can?

#5: That’s a lot of eggs, man

#6: Whaaaaaat?

#7: No!

#8: Loving it

#9: *googling «wigs of cat hair»*

#10: Sounds like he’s got the right job

#11: This must be some Matrix moment

#12: Let’s get this started

#13: Definitely …

#14: Let’s not combine this

#15: It’s a joke, people! (It is a joke, right?)

#16: Honey, it’s gonna get a lot worse

#17: Dating is great!

#18: Keeper, Ladys!

#19: Okaaaaay

#20: Why start bringing this to a smart level now?

#21: Hm, this is pretty efficient probably

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21 of the Best Tweets this Week (#36)