What do Joe Biden’s inauguration, the stimulus check, $15 minimum wage and Bernie Sanders have in common? That’s right, you can find it all in our Weekly! Have fun!
#1:
We're back in the Paris Climate Agreement.
— President Biden (@POTUS) January 21, 2021
#2:
your stepmother believes it’s time you make it on your own and i agree pic.twitter.com/9DQqFrGa4W
— beth (@bethbourdon) January 18, 2021
#3:
the hard part of chess is the other player is always doin some shit
— conor tripler (@conor_tripler) January 18, 2021
#4:
I once got offered $800 to sleep with a married couple…
The government gave me $600 to go fuck myself
— CORAT THE NIGHT TALKER (@filmswithcora) January 15, 2021
#5:
me: do you have any kids?
date: one son that’s just under two
me: yah i know how to count
— kie (@kieransofar) January 15, 2021
#6:
The President gets sworn in then gotta walk around all day cuz White House check-in ain’t til 3p. pic.twitter.com/Bq6KjhuOIC
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) January 20, 2021
#7:
$15 minimum wage? how am I supposed to feel better about my position in the social hierarchy if there aren’t millions of people unnecessarily suffering beneath me? some of you don’t know economics
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) January 16, 2021
#8:
Honestly the best feature of iOS pic.twitter.com/uaAj1khY4E
— Ro (@rovenskyalcin) January 15, 2021
#9:
Proud dad moment today. My 10yr old son saw a new kid sitting by himself. Another friend and he decided to hang out with him over lunch. He got this lovely note at the end of the day😢❤️ pic.twitter.com/b1MNgvMeK7
— Ravi Kahlon (@KahlonRav) January 14, 2021
#10:
Now that we live in covid times I can’t believe we used to have to go to work with a cold and it would be normal to just infect everyone with your cold
— CS (@chelseasomba) January 16, 2021
#11:
“This could have been an email” pic.twitter.com/1nRtxO4eiq
— stim duncan (@SouthpawSwade) January 20, 2021
#12:
tiktok’s impact on the music industry is fucking crazy
— wandavision stan account (@cutcreaser) January 16, 2021
#13:
“Flipping Burgers” is not just flipping burgers. It’s sitting in a hot room for 8 hours. It’s stocking big ass boxes of food. It’s creating an entire meal in less than 5 minutes. It’s dealing with people who yell at you, disrespect you, people who refuse to wear a mask.
— Izzi🍌Ⓥ (@youniqsy) January 16, 2021
#14:
i just got the vaccine and the microchip that’s now in my brain came with another free U2 album
— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) January 13, 2021
#15:
when i worked at a food truck in college, a girl bought a $13 acai bowl, clicked No Tip on the ipad, and giggled “sorry, broke college student budget.” anyway, i hope she’s dead now
— trash jones (@jzux) January 16, 2021
#16:
Going for a stupid walk in the stupid outside to get some stupid fresh air because everything’s stupid pic.twitter.com/D8leyorfnJ
— Paul Anthony Jones (@paulanthjones) January 19, 2021
#17:
Nancy Pelosi wore the same dress for both impeachments. She literally has a Trump impeachment outfit pic.twitter.com/ANSzBs35Fo
— Travis Allen 🇺🇸 (@TravisAllen02) January 14, 2021
#18:
In the last year, I've eaten in a restaurant fewer times than the president has been impeached.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 14, 2021
#19:
every job i did for minimum wage was harder than the job i get paid well for now
— conor tripler (@conor_tripler) January 16, 2021
#20:
watching myself listening to people on zoom pic.twitter.com/Au1coOvkZo
— Emma Szewczak (@EmmaSzewczak) January 18, 2021
#21:
being an adult is mostly overrated but the ability to decide “I am no longer going to spend time with someone who makes me feel bad” is a really great feature
— Becca Rose (@bookbeaut) January 19, 2021
