The best and funniest tweets of the week. Here at Best of Twitter. Have fun!
#1:
Types of Days in Quarantine:
1. Good (package came)
2. Bad (paid rent to be like a zoo animal)
3. Grey (used internet)
4. Soup (Body present, mind is soup)— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) February 22, 2021
#2:
1 star review of dante’s inferno pic.twitter.com/TsLqpxkSMG
— david byron queen (@byron_queen) February 24, 2021
#3:
my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because I’d already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I’m gonna make him watch gossip girl
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 21, 2021
#4:
No one:
Me at 3am: pic.twitter.com/Gfcu0UsXL7
— AM 🎭 (@reIagz) February 18, 2021
#5:
Do dogs understand elevators or are they just like ok it's time to get into the world changer
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) February 21, 2021
#6:
I can't believe people are STILL struggling with basic Zoom etiquette. Remember:
– MUTE yourself when not speaking
– USE "raise hand" to avoid interruption in groups
– Make sure your CAT is in view
– Don't forget to tell me your cat's NAME
– Please tell your cat I LOVE them— Celeste Labedz (@celestelabedz) February 22, 2021
#7:
It’s important to take selfies so u know if u got prettier or uglier in the last few days then either way u can use that info to destroy yourself
— helena (@freshhel) February 19, 2021
#8:
THEY KILLED
THE FUCKING FOX pic.twitter.com/mr3Ys4zNWb— Real Luigi ™ (@very_real_Luigi) February 20, 2021
#9:
adhd is so funny cuz u try to make coffee and next thing u know u have been standing in one spot in the kitchen for 30 minutes reading about greenland
— dia 🧍🏻 (@heavensgator) February 18, 2021
#10:
Gofundme (2012): just a cool lil website where ur friends can support your projects 🙂
Gofundme (2021): the backbone of the american healthcare system
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) February 19, 2021
#11:
Companies: «We’re committed to diversity.»
The diversity:
👨🏻
👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻
👨🏻👨🏻👩🏼👨🏻
👨🏾👨🏻👩🏿👩🏼👩🏾🦰— braveen kumar (@braveenk) February 20, 2021
#12:
y’all had almost a year to look up the term “asymptomatic” and y’all are still just doing temp checks
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) February 23, 2021
#13:
it will never not shake me that harry potter could’ve been the messi of quidditch but decided to be a cop instead
— Trey Smith (@SlimiHendrix) February 24, 2021
#14:
Sometimes when I pass by a stranger I like to whisper "I was just thinking the exact same thing"
— That Pesky Aubrie (@AubriePesky) February 19, 2021
#15:
what is capitalism? well honey, when a rich man and a rich man love each other very much
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) February 19, 2021
#16:
Why are dads like this LOL pic.twitter.com/kljZt7Me7M
— 䘩蚠n (@xrxhmx) February 18, 2021
#17:
Saw two tips on Facebook for the people without power in Texas. I know it’s not much but I hope it helps someone!! pic.twitter.com/uMNBCzOSmI
— autonomous pizza roll instinct (@yeaknix) February 18, 2021
#18:
How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?
— Emily the Strange (@livingbreadgurl) February 24, 2021
#19:
I was born a female. I identify as a female. But according to Tesco's sticky toffee pudding I'm a family of four.
— Kazz (@KazzJenkins) February 18, 2021
#20:
Everything I learned about the Kardashians, I learned against my will.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 19, 2021
#21:
I know more about Tiger Woods’ accident than where to find a vaccine for my parents.
— Sarah Wood (@sarahwoodwriter) February 23, 2021
