Flat jokes accompany us through our lives. From kindergarten to the stupidest office jokes, where you can just roll your eyes at some point. We brought to you 15 REALLY good flat jokes today! So you’re always ready for the next joke-battle in your office!
y’all will listen to frank ocean but won’t be frank with your emoceans
— yeet lover's pizza (@chunkyfila) July 14, 2020
Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon
— He Called Me Greenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) September 1, 2020
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come round – eventually.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) May 17, 2020
"Street! Street! Street!" pic.twitter.com/1Yd4G0Uy9T
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) June 24, 2019
Who called them feet pics and not photoes
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) February 15, 2019
GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up
ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.
— Mat (@MatCro) July 26, 2015
me at hotel: *pushing all the continental breakfast tables together*
hotel security: miss why are you-
me: PANGEA BREAKFAST
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) December 14, 2016
I think it's from one of the Henry's pic.twitter.com/6x32L4BrQy
— j *defund the police* lee (@jlmorrison) January 2, 2017
Q: What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?
A: HAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYE
— brandon sheffield (@necrosofty) January 3, 2017
"Babe can you move over?"
"But I don't have mushroom" pic.twitter.com/MgdfEC01aR
— THAT BOUL RED (@ThatWiggaDev) January 5, 2017
Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 25, 2013
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) April 7, 2014
the miracle of birth is BEAUTIFUL if you think this is "gross" or "disturbing" the unfollow button is right there buddy pic.twitter.com/oUmeC5OUq1
— jim time (@urvillageidiot) October 24, 2016
"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to… what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) December 2, 2014
You can tell me this is a bird flying all you want I still think it's a rabbit on skis in the middle of a long jump pic.twitter.com/XS8pbnhOnu
— Ash Warner (@AlsBoy) July 7, 2016