Is there another meeting with friends coming up soon? Then here we have the best 10 tweets about word games and anti-jokes that will make you laugh.
#1:
[Shakespeare Workshop]
— Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick (@urmumsausername) November 29, 2019
Him: Your name please.
Me: Claire Robbins.
Him: Is that with two b's or not two b's?
#2:
Me: lay down
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) November 15, 2016
He:
Me: arms above your head
He:
Me: don't stop once you start
He: when I said role play…
Me: *pushes him down grassy hill*
#3:
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
— Dad's Puns (@DadsPuns) November 7, 2019
Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
#4:
If the Earth’s so hot how come it’s single
— Funk doctor (@FU_TangClan) November 9, 2019
#5:
Why is peter pan always flying?
— Dad's Puns (@DadsPuns) November 19, 2019
He neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
#6:
sinbad goes to therapy bc he’s binsad
— yule hog (@anicacoela) September 7, 2019
#7:
Grandma: Do you like turkey? Would you like a leg or a wing?
— Adventures In Babyshitting 🎄 (@KMoFlo_official) November 29, 2019
6y/o: I’m a leg man. Give me your leg ma’am.
#8:
[First day as a chicken farmer]
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 7, 2019
BOSS: I’m not calling you a hengineer.
ME: Well then I don’t want to do this.
#9:
Horses who own vineyards make eqwine you’re welcome
— 🎄Vision Bored, Sugar Plum Fairy🎄 (@VisionBored1) November 7, 2019
#10:
ZOMBIE: *squishing brains through fingers* got your knows
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) March 15, 2018
