Is there another meeting with friends coming up soon? Then here we have the best 10 tweets about word games and anti-jokes that will make you laugh.
[Shakespeare Workshop]— Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick (@urmumsausername) November 29, 2019
Him: Your name please.
Me: Claire Robbins.
Him: Is that with two b's or not two b's?
Me: lay down— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) November 15, 2016
Me: arms above your head
Me: don't stop once you start
He: when I said role play…
Me: *pushes him down grassy hill*
Why do seagulls live by the sea?— Dad's Puns (@DadsPuns) November 7, 2019
Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
If the Earth’s so hot how come it’s single— Funk doctor (@FU_TangClan) November 9, 2019
Why is peter pan always flying?— Dad's Puns (@DadsPuns) November 19, 2019
I like this joke because it never grows old.
sinbad goes to therapy bc he’s binsad— yule hog (@anicacoela) September 7, 2019
Grandma: Do you like turkey? Would you like a leg or a wing?— Adventures In Babyshitting 🎄 (@KMoFlo_official) November 29, 2019
6y/o: I’m a leg man. Give me your leg ma’am.
[First day as a chicken farmer]— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 7, 2019
BOSS: I’m not calling you a hengineer.
ME: Well then I don’t want to do this.
Horses who own vineyards make eqwine you’re welcome— 🎄Vision Bored, Sugar Plum Fairy🎄 (@VisionBored1) November 7, 2019
ZOMBIE: *squishing brains through fingers* got your knows— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) March 15, 2018