Lumos! Ah, there you are! A warm welcome to everybody! Follow us in the magical world of Harry Potter and let your imagination run wild!
#1:
[meeting my gf's parents]
— nicky the friendly shark (@mostlysharks) November 8, 2019
gf: just please be serious
me: ok
[later]
gf's dad: sorry for the wait, dinner's ready now
me: I DID MY WAITING
gf: oh no
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
gf: please
me: IN AZKABAN
#2:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone through Emoticons pic.twitter.com/1eeYE6eEnn
— Harry Potter World (@PotterWorldUK) November 20, 2019
#3:
voldemort: what’s that
— randy (@leakypod) November 16, 2019
guy: cocaine
voldemort: can i try some
guy: i mean…can u even…
voldemort: can i what
#4:
Cakes of the Harry Potter series, ranked:
— Wizarding World (@wizardingworld) November 26, 2019
10. You
9. Can't
8. Rank
7. Magical
6. Food
5. It's
4. Delicious
3. By
2. Default
1. Harry's birthday cake from Hagrid 😭♥️#NationalCakeDay
#5:
dobby: master has presented dobby with a…really dirty bra
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) November 8, 2019
me: it just needs to be washed
dobby: how have you’ve been wearing this thing, it’s practically disintegrated
me:
dobby: seriously do you need money for new bras
me: *taking back bra* you know what, forget it
#6:
luna: harry:
— alice (@grangershug) November 22, 2019
HARRY POTTER
YOU LISTEN TO
ME RIGHT NOW https://t.co/v3pbEjNnk4
#7:
dumbledore: harry must be safe
— randy (@leakypod) November 20, 2019
snape: ok but can i be a dick to him
dumbledore: what
snape: like, idk, if i wanted to tell him he’s an even bigger pathetic fucken loser than his dead dad i can right lol
dumbledore: are u okay
#8:
Want to be something really scary for Halloween? Go as Dolores Umbridge.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) October 27, 2019
#9:
the only character in harry potter that would have had a popular twitter account was luna lovegood
— randy (@leakypod) November 4, 2019
#10:
Remember when Harry Potter ended?
— Harry Potter World (@PotterWorldUK) November 25, 2019
Yeah, me neither.
#11:
Harry after getting on the Firebolt for the first time. pic.twitter.com/x4TnicCaaM
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) September 30, 2019
