Voice tech like Alexa, Siri & Co changed our lifes. To be fair, not as much as other important inventions (Pizza to example), but still. They can be creepy, useful and sometimes even funny. But so can real human beings except you can’t shut those off in a second. Well, technically you can, but murder is still illegal in most countries. Let’s focus on the funny aspect today. Enjoy!
#1:
Alexa, feed my kids.
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) January 2, 2018
#2:
My toddler asks so many questions that even Alexa has taken up drinking.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) September 15, 2017
#3:
My Google home recorded me mid-rant when I was making my shopping list, so when I asked for an updated list it just read out:
-tuna
-I need to get the fuck out of here.— Cathryn 💚 (@AngryRaccoon2) September 2, 2018
#4:
13 – “Mom how do you divide fractions?”
Me – *whispers*
“Siri, how do you divide fractions?”— Court (@Discourt) September 29, 2017
#5:
Me, “Alexa, make all these people leave my house.”
Alexa, “Playing Nickelback.”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) December 27, 2017
#6:
My aunt got a google home for Xmas & she already has “Alexa”. This morning we were messing around with the google home and asked, “okay google what do you think of Alexa” and it answered “I like her blue light” and from across the room Alexa turned on and said “thanks”. im scared
— HYPERDARK (@AcousticRob_) December 27, 2017
#7:
Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware?
Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware?
M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 4, 2017
#8:
my parents got an amazon echo for christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can’t do. i've been replaced by alexa & it’s great.
— holy roses (@atragedyoflove) December 26, 2017
#9:
Me: Alexa, why don't I have any dates?
Alexa: *turns on front facing camera on phone*
— Leo (@technoboyleo) January 6, 2018
#10:
My dad always says “please” and “thank you” to our amazon alexa and I realized maybe when robots take over, our household will be safe
— TJ Hunkins (@hunka_brnin_luv) January 5, 2018
