If you’re like me, you have probably tried to understand every member of the Avengers. So you can then understand them as a person and not just a superhero. Or maybe you wanted to know why did Captain Marvel wait till the end to show up and help the Avengers, in the final fight against Thanos. But if you are still trying to put together all the bit and pieces, you don’t have to anymore. Heres a thread to help answer all those unanswered questions about our beloved Avengers.
Captain America:
Captain America
Self righteous know it all who only has any powers because they injected him with steroids. pic.twitter.com/TkIfSmOVHr
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Captain Marvel:
Captain Marvel
Type of person that waits until a problem has gotten out of hand before offering any help so they can look like a hero. Where was she when Thanos first landed on earth? out in space twerking for Aliens. pic.twitter.com/81zS2NQSFJ
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
The Hulk:
The Incredible Hulk
Typical meat head that has no technique when it comes to fighting. Anybody with basic BJJ skills could probably beat him in a fight. pic.twitter.com/IfCPuFDzt0
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Thor:
Thor
Didn’t even bother calling his earth girlfriend when he came to visit to help the Avengers fight Loki.
He probably got hoes all over the galaxy he is the superhero version of the rapper Future, a true leader in the field of Toxic masculinity. pic.twitter.com/7hnYK7LsrK
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Loki:
Loki
Type of guy that will suggest doing some crimes together then snitch when you get caught. Tekashi 69 of the MCU. pic.twitter.com/4x8NDUqxS0
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Iron Man:
Iron Man
Wishes he was Batman so bad, but has no hand to hand combat skills. Can’t do anything if his suit run out of batteries, just a hyped up Elon Musk. pic.twitter.com/NKVFibhfIv
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Black Panther:
Black Panther
Got beat up by his cousin and on top of that he opened up Wakanda to the Americans. Bro you really think a dude who named himself ‹Captain America› is not going to colonise you and steal your vibranium at the first opportunity? Dumb guy. pic.twitter.com/sBzkmQDRR5
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Black Widow:
Black Widow
A prime example of how below average white people are able to secure high ranking positions. She got in the Avengers because she knows a bit of karate. pic.twitter.com/Ux42WODOyM
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Hawk Eye:
Hawk Eye
Bro must have walked off the Lord Of The rings set and into the wrong franchise because how you trying to fight aliens with a bow and arrow? Useless. pic.twitter.com/NAjbSHeiuw
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Nick Fury:
Nick Fury
Type of boss that makes you come into work during coronavirus even though you aren’t a key worker. pic.twitter.com/qLrL15LoJ0
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Dr Strange:
Dr Strange
Mf viewed 14 million futures and didn’t think it would be a good idea to tell us about coronavirus. pic.twitter.com/vxX7APifBw
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Gimora:
Gamora
The idiot knew where the soul stone was the whole time, instead of using it to amass an army of killer zombies for when Thanos eventually comes shes keeping secrets. Dead because of lack of preparation. pic.twitter.com/MMnWeYRoRp
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Peter Quill:
Peter Quill
Mf need to update his playlist, he still listening to music from the 1970’s. If he was listening to Future he wouldn’t have got emotional and they would have beat Thanos in Infinity war. pic.twitter.com/9tnqgjg8De
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Groot:
Groot
Doesn’t talk a lot. I respect that. pic.twitter.com/gZIOwe6dy4
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Rocket:
Rocket
A true G, you just know he was out doing robberies in his black air forces before all that Guardian of the galaxy nonsense. pic.twitter.com/J2HdZ9tzwP
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Ant Man:
Ant Man
All he had to do was enter Thanos’s ass and expand and that would have killed him. Tony Stark died because he didn’t take one for the team. pic.twitter.com/y2ZLjDfK32
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Thanos:
Thanos
The guy was clearly a bit crazy but at least he wasn’t racist. He was an equal opportunities genocidal maniac. Anyone can get it. pic.twitter.com/CMhzztsWm0
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Falcon:
Falcon
Hustled the white man out the top position, the first black Captain America. Dr Umar Johnson would be proud. pic.twitter.com/2vdEjRO24c
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Wanda:
Wanda
One of the most powerful characters in the MCU but still caused half the population of earth to get snapped because she was in a relationship with a red mac book pro. Proof that women are crazy. pic.twitter.com/s21FS9lARb
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Spider Man:
How can I forget Spiderman you ask? Probably because he was forgettable. Can’t take a boy who almost got killed by a special effects artist seriously. Mysterios only power was photoshop. pic.twitter.com/4rwNYXQAkI
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 19, 2020
