Food is life. Were pretty sure that there are many people who advocate this attitude. Except the case when you are at granny’s house and she says “oh darling, you seem so skinny, eat a little more of this delicious apple pie!” After you’ve been fatten with a Cobb salad, one liter vegetable soup, ten potatoes, a whole turkey and a 2 kg butternut pumpkin. Beyond that let’s be honest, we all love to eat. So there you have it, here are 10 funny Tweets about food!
does anyone else eat their meal in order from their least favorite part to their favorite part or do I have some rare form of OCD
— bad boy (@badboychadhoy) December 3, 2019
Nutritionist: if you can’t pronounce the first ingredient on the label, you shouldn’t eat it
[at grocery store]
Me: *reading label* k-kw-kwi
Me: definitely not eating that
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) December 3, 2019
Your girl eating your food after y’all were just in the Drive Thru and she said she wasn’t hungry pic.twitter.com/fpHS9sKQmS
— . (@xbxdvibesxx) January 3, 2020
Husband: how come we don't ever eat anything fancy anymore, like before we had kids?
Me: that's not true
Husband: oh yeah, what's for dinner tonight?
Me: (whispers) ˢˡᵒᵖᵖʸ ʲᵒˢᵉᵖʰˢ
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) December 4, 2019
me: [peeling a banana] may i take ur jacket lol
coworker also in the break room: do you think other people can't hear you
— new year, new lovitz (@nbadag) December 14, 2019
me: *eating leftovers* this is my favourite part of thanksgiving
raccoon: dude get ur own dumpster
— Christopher Ashman (@CAshmanActor) November 30, 2019
Me watching my husband cook a bomb 4-course meal while I stand there with my spatchy-spatch ready to stir something pic.twitter.com/FiVErtJyat
— Capri ❁ (@iCaprii) November 26, 2019
I once watched a man eat peanut butter by dipping his entire hand in the jar and paw it out like he's fucking Winnie the Pooh and honestly he was still one of my better boyfriends so what does that say about me?
— Kie (@KielyHealey) November 26, 2019
Day 1: Luckily the ship has enough food for 3 months. Longer if I ration well.
Day 2: I am out of food.
— keith (@tchrquotes) April 20, 2017
I don’t know what message she’s trying to send, but the lady at my bodega snuck an entire salad into my turkey sandwich. pic.twitter.com/g8tYMI4Gkp
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 12, 2019