How many Oreos should a person eat in one sitting? Please tell me it’s 20

Best of Twitter from February 10, 2020

Can we have a moment of silence please? Dear Weekend, you’ve passed away too soon. It feels like yesterday, when we were chilling in our beds thinkin‘ about which delivery service to choose from and …

So my husband told me that his coworker gave him homemade bath bombs over the holidays & that he tried one & it didn’t dissolve v well but he’d never used one before & thought it was normal. He left the other one for me & I just tried it. It. Is. A. COOKIE.

Best of Twitter from January 27, 2020

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Going to sit next to the richest looking middle aged man on my flight and scroll through my nudes for 3 hours straight

Best of Twitter from January 20, 2020

It’s hard enough to tell workdays apart until the weekend gets in sight while getting up early, trying to avoid dying in traffic (or earlier under the shower, let’s be honest) and arriving at work.

I had to buy a pregnancy test once and the cashier excitingly was like “omg!! what are you hoping for??” and I awkwardly was like... “uhh a negative..” and she looked so stunned and embarrassed and honestly she should have because DONT DO THAT.

Best of Twitter from January 13, 2020

Hickory dickory dock, it’s almost beer o’clock! Hell yes, today is the least favourite day of the week. To make things even worse, it’s Monday the 13th. We are 100 percent sure that even Jason …