when you get home from work you have to do all your tasks immediately or you have lost

Best of Twitter from October 23, 2020

Have you watched the presidential debate last night? If so, tell us your secret: How did you manage not to fall asleep? Maybe, it helped that President Trump had another run into the world of …

People love to talk about how liberal California is, but outside of LA and The Bay Area, California is basically Texas.

Best of Twitter from October 20, 2020

How would you like ten thousand hungry ducks all over your garden? Pretty frightening? Actually, it’s the cutest thing we’ve seen this week so far! And we haven’t even mentioned that they eat insects! All …

hamlet: to be, or not to be! schrödinger: this dude fuckin gets it

Best of Twitter from October 16, 2020

YES, it’s Friday again and the weekend is almost there. In case you plan to spend the next days standing in an endless line, we would like to give you a survival package (spoiler: it …

a relationship should be 50/50. i bring you to sweden with my friends for a pagan midsummer festival, you burn me alive inside of a giant bear

Relationships should be 50/50

Relationships are never easy. You can be together for years and then all of a sudden you realize, that your significant other dislikes the taste of Brussels sprouts while you adore them! Or at some …

Trump is literally just tweeting, all day, every day, he does nothing else. Honestly I’ve never felt more qualified to be president

Best of Twitter from October 9, 2020

TGIF! And after all the news from this week, we surely earned two days off. By the way, did you know, that the name Friday derives from the Roman goddess Venus, who traditionally stands for …

WHY are twentysomething women not in charge of contact tracing?? you could show my friends a photo of a random pub full of men and have their ages, occupations, probable marital status and star signs in under 30 mins! @ the government let's GO

Best of Twitter from October 8, 2020

Phew! It’s another day in the election 2020 survivor edition! Luckily (and unexpectedly), all participants of the Vice-presidential Debate have survived (well, at least so far) and we even had a fly moment! But hey, …

Let’s be honest Jurassic Park is about capitalistic hubris not science gone wrong. The science went gloriously right

Best of Twitter from October 7, 2020

Today is just another day we’ve spent with our eyes closed. We can’t help it, it’s a physical reaction to tweets ALL IN CAPS. Honestly, M.D.s out there, what drug makes a person tweet in …

I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as 'correctile dysfunction' so please excuse me while I laugh hysterically for 6 hours

Best of Twitter from October 6, 2020

All right, everybody, we get it, it’s election season. Anybody else getting a little bored by all those increasingly aggressive reminders to vote, or is it just us? Frankly, we can’t wait for everything going …

yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist

Best of Twitter from October 2, 2020

What a day! Not only the news that Donald Trump and his wife Melania have tested positive for Covid-19 (at least they claim), also GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman were charged with four …