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Best of Twitter from April 5, 2020

The weekend’s almost over. Yes, another weekend without friends, without trips, without social contacts. This is hard, we know that. But to cheer you up, we have picked out the 10 best tweets of the …

I feel like Harry Potter checking through radio about news on Voldemort in the deathly hallows whenever I look on social media for Covid news

9 3/4 Tweets about Harry Potter

In times like these, we need something positive! We have something magical to offer there! Come on if you’d be honest you’ve all done Harry-Potter binge-watching in quarantine! We know that and that’s why we …

My son just asked me if I when I was little I had to stay inside for COVIDs 1 through 18

Best of Twitter from April 2, 2020

The days and weeks feel longer and longer. One day felt like one week, one week like one month. Isn’t it nevertheless fascinating how we adapt more and more to the situation and learn to …

Turning corners at the supermarket like I’m at a haunted house

Best of Twitter from April 1, 2020

Today we present kind acts between neighbors, dissing your dishwasher while being in self isolation and why shopping in quarantine is basically a horror movie. Have fun with our Daily!

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Best of Twitter from March 27, 2020

It’s finally Friday and the next week at home office is over. Any plans for the weekend? Lying on the couch and watching movies! Of course. After all, with Disney plus a new cowboy in …

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

Best of Twitter from March 26, 2020

Quarantine time is the perfect time to simply try out and implement the funniest ideas! Why not? Nobody sees it but the family. So why not have lunch in a wedding dress or marry chocolate …

During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

Best of Twitter from March 25, 2020

Isn’t home office wonderful? No commute to work, sleep longer, no colleagues, a long coffee break in between without a guilty conscience. Lovely. With children, of course, the whole thing looks different again. Or as …

So my dog has been so happy that everyone is home for quarantine, that his tail has stopped working, so we went to the vet and the vet said ‘he had sprained his tail from excessively wagging it’

Best of Twitter from March 22, 2020

Deserted streets, empty supermarkets, barely people on the road. These are scenarios like those from the beginning of an apocalypse film, which we are all experiencing at the moment. And yet we endure it, become …

Half of us are gonna come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks and the other half is gonna come out with a drinking problem. There is no in between

Best of Twitter from March 19, 2020

Guys, we should start thinking about how to pass this wonderful time of quarantine. We have a few suggestions. 1. Talking to the husband/wife again. He/She seems to be quite nice. 2. Spending more time …