Lots of people watching the debate seemed not to know that a "coyote" is a guide who helps smuggle migrants across the border. As ill-informed as Trump is about almost everything, it's worth noting that he is fluent in the language of human trafficking.

Best of Twitter from October 25, 2020

The last warm days of this year are slowly coming to an end and the cold season begins. Time for tea, evenings by the fireplace, baking cookies and of course carving pumpkins, because Halloween is …

Why is it that "fire sauce" isn't made with any real fire? Seems like false advertising. @OldSpice Is your deodorant made with really old spices?

10 of the Funniest Tweets from Companies!

There are many companies out there who specifically hire people for their Twitter account to represent them in the big big world of the Internet. Mostly in a very humorous way. At the forefront: Netflix …

Former President Barack Obama is campaigning for Joe Biden. The U. S. is suing Google. Finally stickers for adults. Twitter released retweet feature specifically tailored to US President Donald Trump. That's the news of the day. We wish you a lot of fun with the Daily!

Best of Twitter from October 22, 2020

Former President Barack Obama is campaigning for Joe Biden. The U. S. is suing Google. Finally stickers for adults. Twitter released retweet feature specifically tailored to US President Donald Trump. That’s the news of the …

Yesterday, I told my Covid patient just before we intubated him that I was with him & he wasn’t alone. Scared beyond belief, he nodded at me. I found out he died today. This is not a political scheme. This is not a prank. This is real. We are so tired. Please wear a mask. Please

Best of Twitter from October 21, 2020

Have you ever thought about whether, and if so, what animals think? What do they think of their humans, and do they maybe even judge their conspecifics? Interesting food for thought, isn’t it? That’s a …

Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?” Me: “of course!” Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift? Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would ://

12 of the funniest Tweets about Co-Workers

They can be your best friend or your worst enemy and can make your life easier or harder. We are talking about co-workers. You can never get around them and you can’t choose them. We …

What The Fuck Is In That Tupperware?? ~ Cleaning Out The Fridge: A Memoir

Best of Twitter from October 18, 2020

Again a weekend is over and a cosy Sunday comes to an end on the couch. How about a glass of wine now? Or a cup of tea? Want a chocolate with that? And on …

Kris Jenner be 64 dating a 39 year old... I should stress no more... my future boo probably struggling through 10th grade maths right now.... “you’re doing amazing sweetie!”

Best of Twitter from Ocotober 15, 2020

Do you still remember the times when you were at the club until 6 or 7 a.m. and sometimes watched the sunrise after the party? Good old times. I think we all know the feeling …

this can’t be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school

Best of Twitter from October 14, 2020

The motto of today’s Daily is: „How life can play with us“. Yes, it does. Or do we play with life? Who can answer this question? Life passes love stories, funny situations and sometimes the …

I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

It’s a VIP! 10 Of The Funniest Celebrity Tweets

There are always Tweets from regular Twitter users that go viral. And then there are the celebrity tweets that are simply unforgettable. Want an example? “What’s fortnight?” We’ve brought you 10 of the funniest celebrity …