I personally think it's really cool how we all went from learning how to make banana bread to learning how to abolish the police in a matter of weeks

Best of Twitter from June 7, 2020

Like everyday we dove into the depths of Twitter for you and brought up the best Tweets of the day. Main Topic today: The story of good and bad apples! Have fun!

me: can i book an extra session next week to get help with my claustrophobia? therapist: i should be able to squeeze you in me: ʸᵒᵘ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ

13 Of the funniest puns and flat Jokes

It’s Friday! And what does that mean? That’s right, flat jokes! After the first article to flat jokes was so well received by you, we thought that you definitely need something to laugh in the …

racists be like "I have freedom of speech" yea and I bet you've had sex too but that doesn't mean you're good at it or that anybody wants it from you

Best of Twitter from June 4, 2020

Good evening! Ladies and gentlemen! We ask you to take your seats now! Buckle up, hold on! It will be a wild ride through the top 10 tweets of the day! We wish you a …

On nickelodeon they have a “I can’t Breathe” commercial that shows how long is 9 mins. During this 9 mins you hear nothing just breathing.

Best of Twitter from June 3, 2020

#BLM – A hashtag that moves the whole world, especially yesterday on Blackout Tuesday. As never before, the whole world is united in huge activism for the rights of the black population. A phenomenon that …

My mom taught me If they didn’t invite you... don’t ask to go.

Best of Twitter from May 31, 2020

We’ve been through a tough weekend. No, not because of too much alcohol. It’s because of too much police violence, mostly in the United States. After the scandal surrounding George Floyd and #BlackLivesMatter, more and …

soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken

Best of Twitter from May 28, 2020

Today we have something very special for you: the invention of soups. The classic french-italian conflict reopened and plans for a reunion with friends after the lockdown! Have fun!

FOOL ME ONCE -> Shame On You FOOL ME TWICE -> Shame On You 2: The Refoolening

Best of Twitter from May 27, 2020

Imagine you had an infinite amount of time at home. Unthinkable in the current situation *Wink;)*. But instead of teaching yourself, learning a new language, or tidying up the apartment/house, your uncle is busy with …

Gf: I want our first time to be magical [later] Gf: do you have protection Me: no Gf: Me: wait what’s that behind your ear

Best of Twitter from May 24, 2020

Today we have the best song jokes of the day, sponsored by Corona commercials and the best idea to make the first time as magical as possible! Have fun!

me: can i book an extra session next week to get help with my claustrophobia? therapist: i should be able to squeeze you in me: ʸᵒᵘ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ

Best of Twitter from May 14, 2020

Do you know that moment when you see a picture and you think, “Oh, that must have been forever”, and it’s actually only a few months old? If not, we have just the right thing …

I just don’t see bras making a comeback after this

Best of Twitter from May 13, 2020

In today’s Best of we have for you the ultimate method of upsetting a woman romantically. We got also an example of how grandiose homeschooling with kindergarten children can go wrong and a cost-effective alternative …

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