As the weekend comes to an end and we go on to our shi.. I mean happiest jobs, we Best of Twitter would like to end today with a bang. We would like to get your Monday started on a good note. We want you to wake up and be thankful for us. So, without further ado here is your Best of Twitter from Today!

Best of Twitter from September 13, 2020

As the weekend comes to an end and we go on to our shi.., I mean amazing jobs. Best of Twitter would like to end today with a bang. We would like to get your …

As the weekend approaches, so does the stories. You know what I'm talking about. It's the calling an Uber and ending up at your ex house. Maybe it's waking up Saturday night in the middle of the street. Last but not least, it could be playing a little prank on yourself. If you haven't guessed it already, we are talking about your drunk stories. On that note, have a good weekend and make some safe drunk stories.

Best of Twitter from September 11, 2020

As the weekend approaches, so does the stories. You know what we are talking about. It’s the calling an Uber and ending up at your ex house. Maybe it’s waking up Saturday night in the …

12 Funniest Tweets for the Single Life (Part 2)

EMERGENCY ACTION NOTIFICATION: This is a state emergency. If you are a male or female and single, it’s ok. If you have no date for Valentine’s Day, it’s ok. If you are in your late …

I use to be a window shopper, and my bank account was safe. Just walking around the mall and shopping with my eyes, but with technology, things have changed. Now I’m on Amazon just buying things that I don’t even need. I look for a coffee mug and it shows me what other people bought with it. For example, buy this coffee mug and a coffee maker 3000 and an iMac Pro. And then I go, sure why not, and now I’m eating Ramen Noodles for the month just to get by. Anyways, we hope you enjoy today’s Daily!

Best of Twitter from September 8, 2020

I use to be a window shopper, and my bank account was safe. Just walking around the mall and shopping with my eyes, but with technology, things have changed. Now I’m on Amazon just buying …

This question here is to all the men out there. Who has tried using that as an excuse? I mean it's wrong to think about other women while you're in bed with your partner, but I think it happens every once in a while. It is Friday, and the lads should be going out to get lucky. So if you do get caught thinking about someone else, you know what to do. Power to all the women out there! Enjoy.

Best of Twitter from September 4, 2020

This question here is to all the men out there. Who has tried using that as an excuse? I mean it’s wrong to think about other women while you’re in bed with your partner, but …

You ever wondered what life would be if everyone thought like a conservative? Well, the innocent would be guilty, and the guilty would be innocent. If you still don't understand, then let our work do all the talking. Because when your done reading our thread, you will clearly understand how conservative logic works. I must warn you it's kind of like learning a new language but only the grammar. If that didn't make any sense to you, good. So does thinking like a conservative.

Conservative Logic at it’s Best

You ever wondered what life would be if everyone thought like a conservative? Well, the innocent would be guilty, and the guilty would be innocent. If you still don’t understand, then let our work do …

2020 is what 2012 tried so hard to be

Top Tweets From 2020 So Far

Well if you haven’t heard 2020 was supposedly suppose to be the Doomsday year. June 20th was the day that researchers said the Mayans had mistaken June 12, 2012, for June 12th, 2020. We obviously …

Let us all sit in silence for 1 minute because we made it people! We survived another week in 2020! Whether you live in Germany or America we made it! We have the weekend to look forward to, as well as today's Best of Twitter. We are also here on weekends. We won't stop until we reach the whole wide world. Because everyone needs a little bit of laughter in their life and that's where we come in. So please enjoy and stay safe this weekend.

Best of Twitter from August 28, 2020

Let us sit in silence for 1 minute, because we made it people! We survived another week in 2020! Whether you live in Germany or America we made it! We have the weekend to look …

Hi, my name is Best Of Twitter. If you are reading this, then you have survived Monday Madness. I don't have many supplies left and I don't know how many more Monday Madness I can survive. The effect is getting worse every week. Colleague forgetting their morning Coffee. Some forgetting to brush their teeth. Boss is angry, I still haven't figured out why, but it's most likely from Monday. At this point, I would assume the madness is already in him. It won't be long till the madness gets to me. The only thing helping me get by are the Dailies posted every day. I have to go now but don't forget the cure to this madness are the Dailies posted every day. --BOT out.

Best of Twitter from August 25, 2020

Hi, my name is Best Of Twitter. If you are reading this, then you have survived Monday Madness. I don’t have many supplies left and I don’t know how many more Monday Madness I can …