Best of Twitter from July 4, 2020

Twitter is, more often than less, like deep diving into an ocean: You always discover something new. Sometimes it’s just interesting, sometimes it’s a little gem nobody knew about. Sometimes you’re disgusted by sight and …

In Memoriam Quarantine

While the world is slowly taking a turn back to normality, we all remember the first days of quarantine. It was peaceful, getting home after a fight to death over toilet paper, watching your neighbours …

Best of Twitter from June 30, 2020

Once again we survived the infamous Monday, but given the state the world is in, it feels a bit like getting off the Titanic, just to realize the wooden plank isn’t as comfortable as it …

Best of Twitter from June 27, 2020

It’s warm. Let me rephrase, it’s hot. Not only does this affect my ability to be even remotely funny – for us pale people, even the trip to the supermarket is a challenge. („Look, they …

Best of Twitter from June 23, 2020

Has everyone survived the infamous Monday? No losses? Great, we’re in this timeline (no pun intended*) together, no one is getting away that easy. Except for Republicans in Tulsa/Oklahoma, as Trump learned the hard way. …

The best Tweets about Marriage

During these trying times, probably known as the „preapocalyptic period“ in future history books, there’s one institution we can depend on: Marriage. Please be aware that „to depend on“ is a pretty neutral term and …

Best of Twitter from June 20, 2020

Today we have Jerry Seinfeld meeting beautiful lesbians meeting Hemingway meeting „War of the Worlds“ meeting classic drinks. So it’s a mix even Lovecraft would be proud of and if THAT’S not enough namedropping, I …

Best of Twitter from June 13, 2020

I just ordered pizza for the first time since lockdown was lifted, and the delivery guy literally said „oh good, you really are still alive“. Anyway, how’s your Saturday going so far? Here is a …

The best Tweets about Sex

Our last special was about marriage, so today let’s talk about something completely different and unrelated: Sex. You heard right, we’re going full R-rated today and present you the results of long research hours. (That …

Best of Twitter from June 6, 2020

I can’t be the only one that gets really nervous when Trump doesn’t mess something up for more then two days, thinking about what kind of colossal clusterfuck he’ll drop next. Speaking about abominations, a …

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