Back to School Tweets from Better Days

Let’s forget for a second that opening schools right now is probably the dumbest thing people ever did after voting for Trump and inventing non-alcoholic beer: For some parents it’s like the fall of the …

Best of Twitter from August 22, 2020

It’s finally raining and while Mungo Mussolini in the White House is on a rampage to destroy the US Postal Service, the Democratic Party had their convention. Admittedly, a senile white guy with touchy hands …

Best of Twitter from August 18, 2020

The same procedure as last week? The same procedure as last week. DID EVERYONE SURVIVE MONDAY? Great, we’re glad to see that you’re still with us. And to show our appreciation, we worked extra hard …

Best of Twitter from August 15, 2020

It’s Saturday again, and while there’s still a fair amount of weekend fun(?) ahead of you, remember the unavoidable Monday is on it’s way. So lock up your children, block the doors, stay inside and …

Truthful Tweets about Summer

What time is better than summer to hang out with friends, your kids or extended family? Every time. No, really: Every damn time. It’s hot, everybody wants a mobile AC (or unlimited crushed ice in …

Best of Twitter from August 8, 2020

It’s finally summer, that means grilling in parks while teenagers are listening to some sort of things they call „music“. Enjoying public pools with families nearby, whose kids are screaming nonstop while they’re walking all …

Best of Twitter from August 4, 2020

I hope everyone survived the evil Monday(tm), we really can’t afford to lose any followers in this economy. And it would be a shame, because we’re bringing joy and ice cream to celebrate another week …

The most Relatable Tweets about Anxiety

Life is hard enough not being the outgoing, extrovert „HEY WHAT’S UP?“ person you see in every movie (or TV-Show, for that matter), so why not take it with a grain of salt and cynicism …

Best of Twitter from August 1, 2020

We hope you all have a great Saturday, after Trump announced to single-handedly ban TikTok this weekend. After his last feud with Twitter, grab your life jackets, save your favourite tweets, perhaps we’re next. So …

Best of Twitter from July 25, 2020

So while the guy who’s running the US of A is playing „name 5 things you see“ on national TV, we’re thinking about stuff you would rather experience. Getting a pedicure with a chainsaw for …