Date: I don't think we should see each other again Me: It's because I got in a fight and lost, isn't it Date: Well, yes Me: It was a surprisingly strong goose

Best of Twitter from January 18, 2020

It’s saturday, the time where we all pretend to have an active social life, but since our early 20s in reality, we’re just tired. Most of us would consider a near-death experience from eating too …

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Best of Twitter from January 11, 2020

It’s finally the weekend everyone, so time for some bad decisions, a few too many beers and regrets the next morning. Talking about regrets, you still found your way back to our little page, so …

[breakfast] Me: any specials? Mom: please move out

Best of Twitter from January 4, 2020

While the year is up to an interesting start, we hope you already got used to write 2020 instead of 2019 (who are we kidding, we’ll do it until spring) and from the sesam street …