Election Special

Elections. Or as some like to say „pest or cholera?“. While the trend of weird men with haircuts that look like a horrible accident seems to ease off a bit, we still have to deal …

Best of Twitter from February 15, 2020

Did everyone survive Valentine’s Day? Anyone missing? We have a very strict „no person left behind“ policy when it comes to our Readers. No one? Awesome! So it’s saturday, time to read a book, order …

Best of Twitter from February 8, 2020

It’s happening you guys, i finally have a very relaxing weekend. No neighbours mating like a bunch of very poorly fed Dingos, no social commitments, even the weather is quite nice. Not really sure if …

The best Tweets about Therapy

Therapy. One of the things we are convinced everybody else needs, just not us. Which is absolutely crazy (no pun intended), ’cause meeting with a total stranger to talk about your darkest feelings while drinking …

Best of Twitter from February 1, 2020

It’s Saturday, your friends wanna „go out“ again and „have some fun“, while your wildest dream is binge watching Law and Order:SVU without listening to your neighbours, recreating a very disturbing crime scene from said …

Best of Twitter from January 25, 2020

Hey everybody, it’s saturday again, do you all enjoy to finally being able to catch a break, relax and having some takeout food with your significant other? Or did you only enjoy eating takeout and …

Date: I don't think we should see each other again Me: It's because I got in a fight and lost, isn't it Date: Well, yes Me: It was a surprisingly strong goose

Best of Twitter from January 18, 2020

It’s saturday, the time where we all pretend to have an active social life, but since our early 20s in reality, we’re just tired. Most of us would consider a near-death experience from eating too …

me: i saw our son smoking drugs wife: talk to him [later] me: your mother would like some drugs

Best of Twitter from January 11, 2020

It’s finally the weekend everyone, so time for some bad decisions, a few too many beers and regrets the next morning. Talking about regrets, you still found your way back to our little page, so …