Let’s forget for a second that opening schools right now is probably the dumbest thing people ever did after voting for Trump and inventing non-alcoholic beer: For some parents it’s like the fall of the Berlin Wall. They never lost hope, personal freedom was long gone and it felt like a light at the end of the tunnel. A very weak light, so so far away. So let’s focus on that and don’t think about the consequences. Which is basically the motto of 2020. Enjoy!
#1:
No thanks, "30 adorable lunch ideas for back to school."
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 5, 2019
#2:
Here’s a little song I wrote about kids being home for summer vacation it’s called “OMG WHEN DOES SCHOOL START“ and a one and a two
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 10, 2019
#3:
8-year-old: Tomorrow is the first day of school, isn't it?
Me: Yeah. How did you know?
8: You won't stop smiling.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2018
#4:
Welcome back to school kids. Please form an orderly line.
If you don't already have a highly contagious virus, one will be assigned to you.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) September 16, 2017
#5:
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your kids will be back in school soon.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 15, 2019
#6:
Bet my neighbors are psyched it's back-to-school season so they can once again witness me jogging down the street in hole-y sweatpants holding a sloshing mug of coffee in one hand and a forgotten lunchbox in the other like let's do this
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) September 7, 2018
#7:
Everyone's posting their cute "First Day of School" pics and I'm over here like….#FirstDayOfSchool #highschool #FirstDayOfSchool2019 pic.twitter.com/yNpqSwLHaP
— Bert the Strmtrpr (@BertTheStrmtrpr) August 14, 2019
#8:
My son tried to avoid going back to school by running away from me at the bus stop, so I ran in the other direction and now we're both free!
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) February 25, 2019
#9:
What wine pairs well with back to school supply shopping?
Asking for a friend.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 10, 2018
#10:
Son: I hate school.
Me: I know, but you need to go to school to someday get a job that you'll also hate.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 1, 2016
